#glenumbra

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Biiig ol tree,

A wyrd one you could say

[tastesoftamriel]

Camlorn Inn

Our city's place to be for good food, drink, and company. WEREWOLVES NOT WELCOME!

Bakery Selection: fresh goods baked daily on premises, with new surprises every day!

Sweet-and-Savoury Cheese Puff Pastry Slice

Mixed Berry Jam and Ricotta Pastry

Tuna and Cheese or Spinach and Cheese parcels

Gautier's Frosted Custard Cake Slice

Sourdough Loaf/Baguette

Starters

Escargots Gratin

With creamy herb and black garlic sauce, and a crisp breadcrumb topping

Chicken Liver Patê

With homemade toasted sourdough

Gooey Battaglir, Wild Garlic, and Mimolette Dip

With corn chips

Baked Camembert

With mini herb grissini and cherry-comberry chutney

Mains

Venison Pot Pie

With green peppercorn gravy

Baked Rice

With four cheeses and bacon OR tomato and seasonal vegetables

Honey-Baked Gammon Ham, Fried Goose Egg, and Spicy Wedges

With black pepper gravy OR brown sauce

Veal Schnitzel

With red wine reduction and herbed roasted baby potatoes

Desserts

Glenumbra Pastéis

Mini caramelised egg custard tarts with a flaky puff pastry shell (two pieces)

Gorapple Tarte Tatin

With vanilla bean ice cream OR cinnamon custard

Camlorn Baked Cheesecake

With mixed berry compote and dark chocolate drizzle

Lion Guard Fruit Salad

With whipped tonka bean cream and sweet brandy butterscotch sauce, topped with crushed candied almonds

[soullessbullshit]

I want it on record that I am a proud member of Team "Gabrielle Benele is Completely Unhinged."

This may be a rather lukewarm take, as I don't have as much interaction with the Daggerfall Covenant side of the ESO fandom, but I'm convinced that, like myself until a couple years ago, neither has anyone that has ever earnestly considered her a voice of reason.

Gabrielle is that one character that people assume is put together at first glance because she's intelligent and professionally accomplished, but that perception completely shifts as people gradually discover the laundry list of borderline war crimes she's used those smarts to commit.

Her canonical claims to fame include, with no hyperbole applied:

Singlehandedly breaking into a cult-infested crypt for a talisman rumored to open portals to Oblivion.

Gleefully hacking the warding sequence on one of the most secure vaults in the Covenant and openly admitting that she'd wanted to take a crack for some time upon learning it was named the "Impervious Vault."

Getting banned from the Anchor's Point Inn for setting fire to the hair of a pushy dragonknight who failed to heed her rather upfront request to stop hitting on her (easily the most understandable point on this dissertation).

Losing "teleporting directly to the Evermore Mages' Guild" privileges for a reportedly similar incident.

And, most unnervingly of all, sending a treatise to Covenant generals advising the displacement of beasts and beastfolk in enemy territory to send them rampaging into local settlements as an invasion tactic.

Ya gurl may have more outward tact in professional settings, but there's absolutely no way her dynamic with Darien doesn't involve him reigning her in ethically as often as she reigns him in conversationally. These feral besties are two halves of a whole common sense and I love that for them.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[andrevalias-tes]

'Bretons are crazy about cake... They even have a game in Camlorn where they make cakes that look like regular foods and people have to guess if it's cake or food. Even the plates the cakes are on might be cake!'

-- Tendarwe, when asked about the Breton love for baking and cakes; she is considerably astonished at the thought of the cake guessing game in Camlorn

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Glenumbra

Art for The Elder Scrolls: Online

*Artist Unknown* If anyone knows the artist comment below

[moonpile]

The Journey – a druidic reskin of Daggerfall Overlook | ESO Housing

Follow the lights …and watch your step ;) [The groundskeeper gently advises visitors to stop inside the hut (let light and Hermit guide you) and help themselves to a towel and healing potion before attending the sacred pool. And take care not to step on the worm, please!]

Visitor info:

MoonPile, PC NA

Link: |H1:housing:73:@MoonPile|h|h

For the best experience, flexible 3rd person view is highly recommended.

Be sure to pause for the views along the way, and at the pool for your untimely demise uh, perfectly safe blessings. Yes.

Thank you for visiting!

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SPOILER: What happens when one does not heed the groundskeeper's advice:

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[b33tlejules]

3, 23, 27 rawrgent........ I desire to see them 👁️👄👁️

Thanks for the ask! Here's the og post

3. Do they wear the other’s clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)

Argent's stolen Rhan's sweater enough times that they bought themselves an identical one just so she can take that one instead. First Rhan's cape, now their sweater. Nothing is sacred. Rhan did steal a bracelet from her on a whim, just to see if she noticed. It's been a few weeks and they have yet to take it off. It's pink, not too flashy, and honestly. They like it. It's silver.

23. Who's more likely to convince the other to stay in bed come morning?

The likelihood of Argent allowing Rhan to stay overnight is low, but never zero. Rhan's an early bird not by choice but by circumstance, never likes to overstay their welcome. As much as they try to leave quietly, all it takes is for Argent to snuggle them just a little closer in her sleep for them to give up. They are lying there until Argent wakes up on her own. She didn't even have to say or do anything to convince them. It was the quietest battle of willpower and Rhan still lost. Because of feelings. Stupid soft feelings.

27- Who is the light weight that needs to be taken care of after a party?

Rhan can try all they like to outdrink Ortega. Emphasis on try. Argent's the one that has to drag them out of the Hoot's bathroom after they puked their guts out. Rhan adamantly refuses to tell Argent where they live while she's half carrying them half dragging them. She could just leave them to figure it out on their own, but... fuck it. Her apartment's close enough. She hates that Rhan flirts with her more while they're drunk, they sound way too much like Ortega. She'd never tell them that, though.