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High Quality Spinning Dancing Roach Autotune - 10 Hours
63. Marsha Mallow
"All of this sounds delicious but speaking of, let's visit Marsha Mallow in her Candy Cane Cottage out in the Pixie Stix.. Or do you have to cross the Pixie Styx river to get there"
The Marsha Mallow title screen is REALLY cute, featuring what can only be Marsha, a soft-bodied little happy thing that looks like a more humanoid Kirby wearing a bow and barrettes, hugging a bunch of less human (but still smiling) candies and other treats.
Klickitat_Street: hoo boy here we go, this is going to be cookie cauldron all over again right? GlockRoach: Look at the candies, they have faces, clearly they're made with the souls and juices of children
When Bea presses start, an animated cinema sequence happens, showing Marsha and all her friends dancing happily on what looks like a kitchen counter, and then her friends start to flee because ants are getting into the kitchen! Clearly Marsha has to help them escape...
"Things were just! Too! Perfect! It could never last, it's sad, I know.. Hang in there Marsha, we'll get you and your friends out of this, somehow!"
..which leads into the game: you have to move Marsha around on the floor and bounce her friends to safety as they jump from the counter. It's very similar to the classic Game & Watch, "Fire", but with a lot of enhancements. For one, Marsha can temporarily EAT some of her friends, making her bigger and bouncier! It doesn't last long, though, and if she eats a cinnamon ball, she gets toasted!
"Sometimes you just gotta devour your friends to save your friends, but that's the way it goes sometimes when they're all edible and delicious"
berd_snurglar: this game is somebody's fetish Baconnaise: Yeah maybe mine now, uh-oh HNV: Is it bad that I'm disappointed that this game is cute and harmless with no spooky twist? GlockRoach: Screw you tough guy, I'm fuckin terrified of marshmallows
The game isn't strange or evil, but it does seem to get ridiculously hard as the levels progress. The floors get wider, and platforms for the food friends to walk on or ricochet off start to appear, turning it into a sort of juggling version of Lemmings.
"They can't all be spooky, what's wrong with just cute sometimes? Remember, some of these were made by kids!" She says as she grits her teeth and tries to not fail. "Sadistic kids. Horrible little brat-children!"
Not long before she's telling Marsha and her friends to burn. "Mmmaybe we can find something less frustrating like Super Pain Planet"
Llord_Kuruku: Or Box Baby threeee Chillarmy_The_Beedrill: R U KIDDING NO HNV: I'm still not trusting POP II, let's go somewhere relaxing like Bobotown
Planet of Pisces 2
(Second attempt)
When the game starts again, the graphics are back to normal, to Bea's relief and the rest of the viewers. But, as soon as she loses a life, the Glem sprite starts to glitch out-- his hair is replaced by the letter G!
"DAMMIT G, get out of here and go eat something else! Am I gonna have to get through this without dying at all?? I am, aren't I.."
berg_snurglar: git gud, bea. git real gud real fast
The game may be far harder than the first, but she makes it past old ED the Angul this time. The next segment requires a highly precise set of wall-jumps over lava, on moving walls. Before she knows it, Glem's stomach is an E-- and the walls have grown double D's!
GlockRoach: double D joke goes here cause someone has to
"I have to dodge the spiny guys here but then the lava droplets shoot up and it's HARD to concentrate when everything's turning into the alphabet around me!"
One more fall and Glem's face has been replaced by an L-- his whole sprite is mostly the word "GLE", now.
"Wheel of Bea's Misfortune. Do I get an extra life or something if I spell his name?" Now it's a section where she has to duck into little side caverns, to dodge the huge torrents of lava that come flowing down the tunnel periodically.
The M she needs to spell his name is in the lava, every three or four little caverns it goes by but it seems like you don't want to dive in and grab it!
Finally, after several tense minutes of stress-inducing platforming, Bea brings Glem to the boss door, which has a big D on it.
HNV: Oh no, Ed's waiting back there, isn't he
"I can spell GLED, is that close enough?" she takes a moment to prepare mentally. Whatever the boss is it's bound to be tough, and she'll have to contend with whatever glitches are thrown at her. But she's feeling uneasy in a way she hasn't since Box Baby.
When Bea enters, though, it's a new boss-- in fact, it's that one she saw in the end cast roll, Wuggykins! It's a grossly fat, barely mobile reptilian thing, like Kraid combined with Jabba the Hutt, wearing an absurd blond flip wig!
Syrupentine: snrrk
"I was expecting.. Never mind, let's take him down! I feel a little silly, I was getting worried but this guy doesn't seem that bad. Famous last words, I know."
Wuggykins is not a pushover, but seems significantly sillier than the rest of the game. It (she?) gives hysterical shrieks when struck with the Discus, but also throws its (her?) own Discuses-- well, actually, they're plates, some of which still have food on them that will restore Glem's health!
HNV: What is this, Greg's spoiled daughter? Does he have his own Koopalings??
With the food plates restoring Glem's life meter, the fight is going on and on-- and every time Wuggykins lands a hit on Glem, another sprite tile glitches out becomes a letter. By the third hit, it's becoming clear what the letters are spelling.
Klickitat_Street: Why does it keep saying that?? DueyDecimal: You're playing Glem right now, aren't you? He's not dead! aroseahorseboy: maybe we're all dead and in hell and this is our paranoid delusion
"Yeah, well if 'GLEM DIED' could he still be doing THIS??" she says, scoring another blow on the monster. "What, is this supposed to be spooking me out? This game still doesn't know who it's messing with here! I don't spook. And I that's why I don't play most horror games, I'm just so fear proof that why bother!"
The fat monster is getting more and more wild, spilling out plates in a fan pattern now, letters filling the screen like alphabet soup.
Then, accidentally, in process of dodging, Bea maneuvers Glem just right to complete the full eight-letter phrase on the screen-- and it autocompletes itself:
[GLEM DIED and it was my fault]
Glockroach: wait wut
Some of the letters that were cluttering Glem's sprite come away with the words, but soon it happens again:
[GLEM DIED but that wasn't what i wanted]
berd_snurglar: who's supposed to be talking, is it the monster? what do you know that we don't, chubs
The letters are starting to fill the screen now.
[GLEM DIED but i couldn't stop it] [GLEM DIED and i was trying to help] [GLEM DIED because i wasn't ready] [GLEM DIED and i can't bring him back] [GLEM DIED and i never meant to hurt her] [GLEM DIED because i was jealous]
"Uugh, this is getting annoying. And kind of upsetting. This is probably some dialogue that's gonna come up later, like a bad ending? We've seen before this thing is screwy sometimes.. Man.. if I'm right this is gonna be quite the downer but at least it warned us.."
Syrupentine: I'm glad we're on a stream, I'd be scared as hell if I were playing this alone! DueyDecimal: Woody was right, WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS??
[GLEM DIED and it still feels like yesterday] [GLEM DIED but i didn't get what i wanted] [GLEM DIED laughing at my foolishness ] [GLEM DIED while his mother made pancakes] [GLEM DIED and nobody saw it but me] [GLEM DIED and i cannot replace him]
The boss fight doesn't end. Eventually neither the Glem graphic nor the boss can be seen. More phrases, lamentory and bitter, pile up on the screen.
"Come on guys, it's not over yet! We don't really even know what it means yet... uh.." her face falls as she continues reading, barely able to concentrate on the game.
...game? What game?
"I can't tell where I am! I can't see anything else, and I can't see the attacks, this is impossible!"
berd_snurglar: bea hit reset it's just glitchig up. try again next time aroseahorseboy: the irony here is, the boss still hasn't killed you so glem still hasn't died GlockRoach: Something that stinks around here and it ain't me for once
She tries listening. Even though everything is just clusters of letters, she keeps mashing buttons and listening for the boss's cries. "Now the sound's getting all f'd up, I dunno if you guys can hear but it sounds like bad sound bites of the text"
HNV: Yeah, this game is starting to feel sort of disingenuous. Do you think this was tampered with, Bea? Like, hacked?
"That, or it's not 'finished', like some of the others. The whole machine is a mysterious mess anyhow. This SUCKS, I was so looking forward to this game. Sorry guys but I guess this is where it ends, at least for now"
"G U R E E M U D A A I D U"
DueyDecimal: HOLY aroseahorseboy: now i need a mop Klickitat_Street: that sounded like a narwhal being eaten by a xerox mahine...
"WELLLL it's getting late isn't it! Time to wrap this one up for now, ahaha!" Bea's quick to reach for the reset button!
The last line written remains on the screen even after she resets:
[GLEM DIED and i can never apologize]
"You think that was bad try having it in your ears, FUCK"
Finally the 'Summer Vacation' screen returns.
Klickitat_Street: It's been a grueling twelve games DueyDecimal: You deserve another reward for being good, Bea. :(
"I'm fine, just tired. Spaced out for a minute there. Just feeling weird. Creeped. Worried. Sad. But otherwise, I'm great!"
DueyDecimal: I know, Bea. Look at the next screen, see if it's worth continuing next week-- maybe you'll have something to look forward to!
"Sure Duey, I do it for you. I admit I'm sort of ready for a vacation after that but here's a little preview!"
61: Special Treat For Super Players
62: Metal Warrior
63: Marsha Mallow
64: Spacial Delivery
65: The Wizard Of Ice
66: Planet of Pisces II
67: Bobotown
68: Hungry Hungry Every Day
69: Super Nova!
70: Brass Knuckles Boxing
71: Paradise Mall
72: Box Baby 3
"Hmmm, you know folks, you're right, I DO deserve a treat. Stream extended!" She's quick to choose 61! "I did my best, after all, under the circumstances!"
aroseahorseboy: i don't think there's any video games left for her to give you Syrupentine: ANOTHER POP2??? :DDD
"Yeah, POP2.5: Don't Freak Us The Hell Out!"
"I kind of just want to see a friendly face at the moment! I should be giving her something.. What do you get a collection of data as a present?"
DueyDecimal: Fan art challenge! Draw Bea giving Joyce a present!
41: Volcano!
There's a bit of deja vu at the very beginning: once again, the name on the title screen is different from the one on the menu. This game's 'real' title is apparently "Escape From Mount St. Kaboomius"!
It also appears to star the same character from Sewer Adventure / Water Way, the plumber with the Amish beard, but this time he's a miner.
"This is going to be a British animated TV special isn't it- Oh hey, it's Sewage Sam and he escaped the monster! Thanks to us, we pretty much saved the day back there."
Glockroach: Hey Bea if something jumps out at you this time watch with hte pottymouth, we've got sensitive ears here ButterflyDefect: Go fart your mother glock berd_snurglar: eat a.........dick sorry i tried
The controls are basically the same, very sharp and responsive just like Water Way, so this may indeed be the same character. Your equipment is different this time, though: now you can launch a small drill that burrows through rock in front of you, only stopping when it hits lava-- and there's a lot of lava. In fact, it's everywhere, and Sam(?) has to climb out of this room quick!
"You know what's a good incentive for anything? LAVA!" she has to bore out some footholds to keep climbing, but miss the shot and you could just release more lava! "Of course he'd already be dead normally but Sam hydrates real well, he knows his stuff.”
aroseahorseboy: I bet if you cut through those stackalacktotituses they'd make platforms in the lava damn, you beat me to it spent too long thinking of a funny way to spell stalactite
"No that was good seahawse, I'm going to start saying that now and pissing off a lot of cave fans"
SugaGlyda: and cavemen *cavepeople, rather DueyDecimal: Just use the correct word: speleothems!
The game progresses similarly to Sewer Adventure, but the rooms are much larger; less of a single screen puzzle game, more of a side scroller. Each room introduces new
toys to play with – icicles that freeze lava into rock when dropped, bombs left behind by miners that explode if touched by lava.
"Wait, can I.. Can.. Nope, nope. NOPE. Can't ride the drill after you shoot it, which, I understand but it still would have been cool"
ButterflyDefect: How the heck that even work? aroseahorseboy: maybe if you can pick up drill shoes that spin in the opposite direction... no, that's silly
"You just stand on the bit and run really really fast in the opposite direction. I don't know that drill surfing will ever be cool but at least we tried!" But she can surf on a loose hunk of rock she breaks free, riding it up to the next level!
HNV: Noice! Llord_Kuruku: Another puzzle platformer but this one goes up instead of down
"It's good to know that if I'm ever caught in a lava flow I can just do this!"
The next room up starts with a vertical tunnel that the lava fills almost immediately, allowing Sam to jump out the top onto a safe spot as it fills the room more slowly. There's a weird pattern in the big lava-filled tunnel he just escaped, though-- does it have eyes? Is it watching him as he hops around?
ButterflyDefect: IT HIM wait is it? the thing from the last one? Syrupentine: if he was lit on fire and became a horrible staring fire column...
"I don't know, let's stay far far FAR FAR away and not talk about it! Awww god that's horrifying"
Baconnaise: Give him a hug you monster, he needs it
This room doesn't give Bea much more trouble than the previous room, although there's a more complicated series of rock-floes to hop across and an icicle to drop to create more rock... but the higher the lava level rises, the sharper those eyes in the lava become. When the lava rises halfway, a mouth appears, grinning wickedly!
aroseahorseboy: WHY DOES THIS GAME INTIMIDATE ME
"Yyyyep this is fucking me right up. So I guess this is just Hell we're in then, great! About time."
ButterflyDefect: Bea can you like, hurry because I don't want to see what happens next Glockroach: Don't worry we'll fry to a crisp before heckface firefuck gets us
Three quarters of the way up, and now the face is laughing and sticking out its tongue(???) like a snake! But now Bea is free to escape to the next room up, and the lava face tenses up and gives an apoplectic SCREAM of rage-- or at least that's what the face is doing, the sound effect is not so scary.
HNV: ...was that a slowed-down dog barking? What was that?
"I don't know" Bea laughs nervously. "Just, make it go, it's ok now. You've done your job, we've got the idea." No doubt it awaits her on the next screen as well.
"I guess this must have been around Sam was like 'fuck this job, I'm moving to the sewer' "
"I mean, not moving to the sewer, getting a sewer job. Although maybe he likes to live close to work, who knows." aroseahorseboy: maybe he dug his way into this volcano at the bottom of the sewer? and he's making his way up to the top now??
Syrupentine: and he's going to end up in another wacky topsy turvy land where he has to dig back down to get home... poor Sam
"Well now I am hoping there's one more of these, I'd want to see where they'd go with it from here! I can imagine this in an arcade. When we had those, sigh.."
SugahGlyda: I've always been exceedingly bad at coin games :/ Glockroach: You're supposed to be. they eat your money they flash their pretty pictures and scream, COINSSSSS. like mario HNV: That's my favorite Mario catch phrase, when he just hisses "COINSSSSS" Klickitat_Street: I think someone was inspired by Spelunker to make both of these... specifically, inspired to make the opposite of a bad game like Spelunker
"I don't know that one. I've played Spelunky, that was good? I've plaaayed... there are no other games with "spelunk" in the name, huh"
aroseahorseboy: is that a verb or an onomatopoeia
"Spe-lunk...spe-lunk.. spelunk.. he's just saying that as he runs around, it's not even the real sound spelunking makes"
#38: Humor!
The title screen shows a brick wall, suggesting this might be a stand-up comedy game? But the interface is very strange: an abstract, neutral-looking face staring at the player from a black screen, and a selection of words to choose from at the bottom: How? Why? What?
When Bea chooses one of the words, it flies above the face, and more words appear that could follow it. The object seems to be to build a sentence.
'I' 'Like' 'to' 'kiss' 'bottom' is the first thing Bea enters, paragon of maturity that she is.
The face makes an expression of abject horror at that statement!
"Sorry if my humor is a little too saucy for you, faceperson.. Okay, um, actual jokes.."
Glockroach: You can't even curse, fuck that. i'll say stuff like "poop" whenever I please, thanks Bee52: Maybe ask it "How do I play this game"?
"Yeah, good question.." she tries putting that in next, to see if she's even doing the right thing here
That one gets a big smile from the face and a laughing animation, but there's no sound. It now looks less neutral and more expectant, like you might be doing the right thing?
TaichouSenseiKun: Bea, I think you're maybe supposed to just talk to it
One problem with the interface is that only so many words appear to choose from, and you can't type new ones in. The words that the face likes, though, seem to influence the next ones that come up: the next selection includes more words like "game", "points", "score", etc.
"How do I score points?" she asks it next. It seems to think this question is hilarious as well!
"Knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who.. wait I didn't finish!" too late, it liked the unfinished one too!
HNV: Are certain words worth more points? I wonder how it would react to something random. DueyDecimal: You can't put in anything very random, though, it always follows proper word order... or at least joke format? Syrupentine: Guys guys guys: Twitch Plays Humor!. Huh? Huh?? aroseahorseboy: okay I got one, see if it'll let you ask ARE YOU THE BOX
32. The Infield Fly Rule
This seems to be a more detailed baseball simulation than SPANUNKO! In fact it's a little too detailed: the title screen has cute anime baseball players, but after that there's a screen full of all kinds of strange numerical statistics: BAT 14, CAT 34, BEE 29, DOG 44, YUK 9, DUM 8, BOO 99, BUM 96?
Glockroach: and here I bet everything on dum. guess the dum one was me HNV: Booooooo. I mean it, bet on Boo ButterflyDefect: Some games are not meant to be fun though, I mean maybe it's more to teach kids complex ideas via sports It's fun cause you get to figure it out aroseahorseboy: no no! the only one to put any numbers in is... BEE
"I was gonna say that!! Just considering my options!"
"Nnnnnow what the HELL am I doin' here?"
DueyDecimal: Yuk Dum Boo Bum... it sounds like a poem
"Or a Korean menu! Eh?? Eh??? Wow. It's getting late folks, I'm sorry!" Once Bea has selected some numbers and altered them to whatever random number she pleases, she can scroll down to the BEGIN button.
ButterflyDefect: hang on Hang on I think I figured something out, don't dangit too late, lets see how it goes
There's a fanfare as the baseball diamond appears, and the players take the field... and this is a sort of a strange team. At least two of the players are clearly umpires, and the shortstop and the second baseman are both wearing mascot costumes! (Or else they just ARE baseball-headed monsters.)
"All right, who's ready for some approximately baseball-ish game? I know I am! We like to mix it up now and then, hopefully nobody's going to get their head knocked off!"
"Psst.. I hope someone gets their head knocked off"
Llord_Kuruku: This game is very peculiar. ...Continue.
Bea alters between announcer voices! "Well Bob I think things are looking up for the Anaheim Spanunkos, y'know in addition to being trained in all sports they are the first undead team to make it this far in the league" The actual interactivity of this game, however, is very limited-- as far as Bea can work out, the only thing you can do is make the pitcher pitch, and the rest of the game plays itself out automatically.
"Right you are Ken, and while you're watching make to grab some Auntie Joy's Worm Rinds! They're Not Alive, Honest!"
HNV: I think we've figured it out, guys, Bea's favorite games are the ones she doesn't have to play
The game itself, whether or not Bea has any input, is highly chaotic: the mascots trip over each other, the umpires argue, but still no one scores a run; the third baseman has a bat, and he's knocking runners senseless as they come to him!
ButterflyDefect: Ok nvm, no idea what's doing here
"Uh, guys, can we just- can we- maybe- wait a- children, no don't fight!" Bea hammers away at buttons to little if any effect. "I must have programmed them all wrong! Maybe let's just start over. Maybe this is just local rules!
Klickitat_Street: Bea. I figured it out. Every time he hits somebody, it shows the number 44-- that guy is DOG. I think you're assigning players to field positions, based on the numbers on their shirts! HNV: ...well that's needlessly complex! Syrupentine: I was going to ask when the spanunkos were going to show up, but... I think it's YOU, in this game ButterflyDefect: Uh YEAH I was thinking that too! <_<
"Huh. Guess they're worming their way into management now. The story of a manager and their parasite who have to lead the wackiest team in the league to victory!"
She goes back through the settings, trying to do it right this time, but this could take a while to figure out! "So the refs were.. what again? And the mascots go here, and here.. Do we really need them? Do they do buffs?"
DueyDecimal: Wow, you can assign everyone to ONE position? So you could have nine shortstops and nothing else? HNV: Some of the values are set to 0-- maybe you could have some different players. Syrupentine: yeah, who are BOB ROB SUE GOO
"Let's find out!" >BEGIN, with a whole set of new values!
The game is very different now, you've got that aggressive third baseman as a pitcher now, and he's striking them out! Which is a good thing because a lot of the new characters are sort of weird-- there's a pink-headed baseball mascot girl in right field, and what looks like a football player on first base!
"We've got a game going! A sports game! Thankfully sports are basically interchangeable! And now that we're winning I'm.. back to not playing again. Yay team!!"
aroseahorseboy: maybe you're the cheerleader? baseball has that right
"There's one footballer, aro, so they get one cheerleader!"
Klickitat_Street: Maybe we should be betting on this? Glockroach: I accept coin, teeth, and grandmothers
29. Theoretical
A strange game. There are multiple colored cubes. You can move two at a time. It seems like you want to get as many into one spot as possible, as they can "stack". Sometimes symbols on the ground seem to want you to form a specific pattern. This seems to happen at random; otherwise there are no stages, score or time limit and you can play with your "blocks" all you want.
"Theoretically this should be a good game! As it is I don't know why I'm doing this. Is there a Vs. mode?"
HNV: Open source Tetris has gone too far. Glockroach: so a puzzle game with no point to solving puzzles? TaichouSenseiKun: You don't get a reward for doing a jigsaw or a sudoku either, sometimes its just fun to puzzle your brain DueyDecimal: Are you building something? There's some kind of pattern but you only find out what it is once you've made it! Bee52: wait this is about learning a new language!
"It's a what now?" She takes a closer look at the patterns as they appear.
Bee52: for real! i only knew Portuguese until i was 9 this is really how it felt to learn english for me. like feeling around in the dark till you found a word. aroseahorseboy: what language is this though? blockese? DueyDecimal: Maybe it's programming language-- assembly!
"A game to teach programming language in the simplest easiest form. Dang, where was this my whole life?"
"I mean, I don't think you guys want to see a grown-ass woman play with colored blocks for several hours. Maybe do an educational session!"
Syrupentine: Great! I keep trying to get my little girl to watch your show but she’s more interested in chewing on blocks
23. DOUBLE HATCHERINGS
The game begins with a mother bird sitting on her nest, when the egg beneath her begins to move! It hatches into not one, but two chicks! Though neither look that much like birds at all. It's mother bird's job to catch insects and berries to keep them fed.
"Aw don't you just love a big warm mouthful of your mother's vomit?" says Bea. "Llp. Made myself gag with that one"
Syrupentine: This is like the bedbug one but so much cuter! aroseahorseboy: too bad momma bird wasn’t there to eat up those bedbugs
Berries are always good, but the two little birds have their own opinions about insects-- one only likes beetles, the other only likes grasshoppers. The object of the game becomes not only to get them fed, but to keep their weights relatively equal so the bigger one doesn't crowd his brother out of the nest! And to keep one from eating the other, which apparently can happen if the larger one gets hungry enough! "Errrrr is that a bird thing?"
Glockroach: Probably burd_snerglar: birds are almost as big of jerks as people except they don't pollute Glockroach: Tell that to the hood of my car DueyDecimal: It's your own fault for snergling them. :3c aroseahorseboy: this is like if two cuckoos laid their eggs in the same nest
Bea eventually gets the balance down, doing well until the game is suddenly and sadly ended by the sound of a chainsaw and the tree coming down.. But the next area begins in a taller tree with a lot more distance between food items.
HNV: ...Grim!
"Is 'this got too sad suddenly' a good excuse to stop playing something?"
DueyDecimal: Yes. :( aroseahorseboy: guys i just aroseahorseboy: these games are all so weird but i can't stop aroseahorseboy: most of them are just normal but sometimes they really hurt my heart in a weird way, you know?? SugaGlydah: same but I can get sad about anything so I wasn't sure it was just me HNV: they're funny but they're sad, and that's not something you see from games a lot Klickitat_Street: This one was sad, Blasting Machine was sad and scary... Keep Your Promises was sad and ominous! Glockroach: There's been lots of goofy stuff too, its not that bad Syrupentine: Yeah, this game has tapeworms! And Spanunkos, whatever those are Glockroach: Were there tapeworms? I didn't see any in this one Syrupentine: There were worms! Maybe I just assumed they were tapeworms