#streetlightwolf

[loyalstiles]

streetlightwolf replied to your post:god sometimes i think back to when i first joined...

I loved klaine mary tbh

she was a good supplier of endless porn and crying material lbr i’m useless now

i still remember that one time joey was visiting you at school and he called me from fucking OTTAWA to tell me that you were reading fic and it was all my fault #sorrynotsorry

muldez replied to your post“finefineitsfine replied to your post:hEllo fam hi how’s it going hey...”

maybe bi defense squad jackets will be our always

i never saw the movie or read the book but i assume kisses were exchanged in that moment so let me clarify

only if you’re wearing the jacket

[loyalstiles]

streetlightwolf replied to your post:good god i am such an unapologetic Darren Stan my...

greetings hello I am still bitter about pride and the stupid weather but otherwise I am doing well thanks for asking in da tagz~

OH MY GOD OKAY SAME on the plus side i at least got to sleep in until 3pm which hasn’t happened in MONTHS

and good i am glad bb 

[loyalstiles]

streetlightwolf replied to your post: anonymous asked:William who was i...

YAAAAAAAAASS EDUCATE THESE LESSORS ON THE GODLINESS THAT IS WILLAM

MY LOVE FOR HIM KNOWS NO BOUNDS I WILL SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

[loyalstiles]

kuuuuuuurt replied to your post: anonymous asked:Are you single? ...

puh lease mary you are one hot piece of ass anyone would be lucky to get down and dirty with you

LOOOL thank you bb <3

honestly you're the best thing that's ever happened to my ego

streetlightwolf replied to your post: anonymous asked:Are you single? ...

yo I don’t even leave the house to get coffee with Joey we left the house 0 times the entire week he was here

yeah but you two get to do fun things with your genitals together

joey and i can't so it's coffee instead 

same diff though tbh

klaineundermistletoe replied to your post: anonymous asked:Are you single? ...

no wrong answer i am your love interest sorry world

yes world it is true vanessa is my One True Love

[loyalstiles]

thedetectiveisin replied to your post: OH MY GOD my mom borrowed my phone tod...

how do you even mistaken the camera app for the tumblr app……

i have the quick post widget on one of my screens SO SHE MISTOOK THAT CAMERA FUNCTION FOR THE ACTUAL CAMERA 

cocktail-party-in-an-abattoir replied to your post: OH MY GOD my mom borrowed my phone tod...

at first this was a funny story about old people and technology but then it descended slowly into horror

i'm hoping all of them need bifocals but none of them have it

streetlightwolf replied to your post: OH MY GOD my mom borrowed my phone tod...

flawless

don't mock my pain you dick

[loyalstiles]

OH MY GOD

I WENT TO THE BASEMENT TO GET CLEAN CLOTHES AND AS I STARTED GOING DOWN THE STAIRS I HEAR "OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST MARY"

I WALKED DOWN TO MIKE'S BEDROOM AND FOUND THAT JASMINE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SEE IF THEY CAN BOTH FIT IN MIKE'S ONESIE

NAKED

AND THEY GOT STUCK

NAKED

I HAD TO HELP PRY THEM APART WHILE THEY WERE NAKED

NAKED

NAKED

GOOD LORD UP IN HEAVEN ABOVE IF I AM NOT THE BEST DAMN SISTER ON THIS PLANET THEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IS 

[loyalstiles]

streetlightwolf replied to your post: who lives in the gta come hang out wit...

THE THIRST

honey you don't even know he is literally my entire social life this is bad i need to make friends

kuuuuuuurt replied to your post:who lives in the gta come hang out with me and...

come to toronto i’ll love you down

oh god too much travel i would die

also

jan 14 i'll be at sunnybrook hmu xoxo

[loyalstiles]

teenblainegel answered your post: HI I HAVE A VERY IMPORTAN...

I don’t think so but I don’t know for sure, but I believe they start selling them closer to the end of november

streetlightwolf answered your post: HI I HAVE A VERY IMPORTAN...

I think so!

shirtless-colfer answered your post: HI I HAVE A VERY IMPORTAN...

i don’t think so

oh lord omfg ahhhh okay well thank you all! idk i think i'll just poke around the house and see if there's hot chocolate or something lol

<3