#gmm 1672

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GMM 1672 | Season 17

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Top!Rhett confirmed...

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“Luke, you can call me Daddy”

I’ve never come around to watching Shameless, but even I recognized Cameron Monaghan from being in it. Shameless is on my long list of series to watch, maybe this episode of GMM gives me the push I needed to get started. And Link must be so thrilled to have a real-life member of the Star Wars universe sitting by his side!

Shows that I have watched, however, give me some insight to prison food. Long before Orange Is The New Black started running, I was a fan of the British show Bad Girls, and I’ve also watched most of Oz, but OINTB is the show that took locked in culinary creations to a new level. And after watching today’s GMM with Prison Food Hacks, if I ever end up behind bars, at least I’ll have the know-how to make a pizza while I’m there.

I can guarantee that I’ve been served a much worse looking pizza at a sketchy gas station diner at some point. If I was judging food by appearance alone, that looks perfectly fine. And I’m not one bit surprised Rhett likes it, since his favourite snack used to be Ritz crackers with melted cheese on top - this is basically just that, only with some extra toppings. (And who doesn’t love melted cheese?!)

Okay, Rhett likes the nuggets, too. I was thinking he’d probably thrive in prison with his healthy appetite, and being the way he is - a huge man with all that beard, he would be so intimidating. And then he goes to say he’d be a top bunk man, and ends up explaingin himself, while Cameron (and probably every one else listening/watching) thinks he meant something else. And I learned a new word. I love it when GMM makes me think everything they say has a double meaning.

What would a prison food hack video be without prison wine, or in this case, shampoo cider. I do have a feeling the shampoo bottle labels, which were removed on GMM, might actually improve the experience of drinking that stuff, because you wouldn’t be able to see the stuff inside, but apparently, it works fine as is. (Fun fact, in Finland, similar stuff is pretty popular among underage drinkers, and I know even some guys who still make it despite being of age to buy real wine. )

Now, I was trying to describe myself what is going on in the screenshot below, and somehow “three guys pumping and squirting” does not sound appropriate. And yet...that is exactly what I’m looking at.

 As the guys proceed from wine to tasting fish, I would just like to point out that Rhett has liked everything so far, and he doesn’t absolutely hate even the fried fish. But did the crew actually build a prison deep fryer and old mayo for this, or did they cheat and use a proper one?

Oh my gosh, I ended up googling what a dermoid is, and the “bread pudding” looks exactly like one. Don’t google that. Just take my word for it. And, since no one in their right mind would think of making a bread pudding in a toilet in prison, Rhett and Cameron tie the game, and once again Link loses and doesn’t get a prison pat down from Cameron.

Somehow, Rhett manages to make Link’s squirting accident sound even more inappropriate in More, and I’m all for him making Link a little uncomfortable this way. They were drinking alcohol, and Link accidentally squirted all over Cameron. And he’s sorry. Yup.

So, the good mythical writers have written down some Star Wars themed pickup lines for the guys to judge. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m geeky enough to actually kind of prefer a good, cheesy and geeky pickup line over something less original. I’m not really a Star Wars fan, so these wouldn’t work for me, but I can think of some other franchises for source material that would. But why am I just a tad bummed by the fact that there is always someone else with Rhett and Link when they test pickup lines?

Since Valentine’s day is only a couple weeks away, I’m hoping for the Naked Attraction (that’s the dating show they talk about) GMM rip-off to be in our near future. Well, not really though. Sounds more like Naked and Afraid to me. But if it was Star Wars, aren’t wookies kinda already naked? Right?

I can safely say these pickup lines do not work for me. I know the guys thought Admiral Snack-bar was the best, but honestly, on a purely objective scale, I think the Luke and his Daddy one was brilliant. And I think Link loved it more than he was willing to admit.

Speaking of Star Wars, here’s a rec from me to end this post: the hilarious channel of Bad Lip Reading recently posted a true gem for any fan of the franchise.

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Rhett's face lighting up when they discuss the wine gives me feels