#gmw2x05

[rileymaya]

"Lookie here, Chester. You're welcome, America." 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Farkle: You really know how to talk to people. Have you ever thought about taking over the world? Eric: World, you say? Cory: Yeah, uh, fortunately the world has protective mechanisms in place that would never allow that to happen. Eric: Yes. ... Fortunately. 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Zay: Seriously, does it not hurt anyone else to sit? 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Riley: I'm sorry, Maya, but how can I possibly defend you from how tall you are? Maya: The same way I defend you from how tall you are. Riley: What? Maya: Let's say somebody here called you - I don't know - "Riley Super Klutz." Riley: What? Maya: It's okay, Riley. You know, maybe you got these big old gawky legs and arms that you're not really in such good control of yet. So maybe sometimes you don't walk around so good. 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Cory: In any war, the immediate danger is escalation to other countries. Farkle: It seems like this is about Riley and Maya; how could it escal- Farkle: ... Farkle: I get it now. 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Eric: Everybody look at me! Eric: ... Eric: Owww! 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels

[rileymaya]

Maya: You stood up for Lucas and not me! Riley: I'm not standing up for him. Maya: You didn't disagree with him! Riley: Well, when you really think about it, he wasn't wrong. Maya: Who cares?! Riley: Oh. Right and wrong don't matter now? Maya: The only thing that matters is you and me. 2x05 - Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels