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Hey hey hey did you know tomorrow is pocky day did you know

Imagine jvyat pocky game

I imagine it would go a little something like this 😂

Happy pocky day! 💗

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I commissioned the lovely @staerplatinum to draw my beloved oc boyes Kvyat and Jason and hi yes hello I'm going to stare at this all day 😭

Go check out their work, their comms are open!! 💗

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I adore these two and will never stop drawing silly memes of them for warmups 😂

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I went to the ren faire today and had fun as my oc, Jason :D

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All this OC talk has me brave enough to share the gnome trio's playlists. I've shared Kvyat's before, and you can find Jason's here!

Also, if you're in the mood for some cheesy shit, here's Kvyat and Jason's ship playlist :3

These are in a constant state of wip, so songs may appear or disappear at random :)

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A never learned how to drive, so B tries to teach them, but B is such a bad teacher that C has to take over

For anyone bc it sounds hilarious no matter who it is

OT3 Prompts #6: A never learned how to drive, so B tries to teach them, but B is such a bad teacher that C has to take over.

It's chaos time with modern au Rikka, Kvyat, and Jason :D

“Loosen up, Sparky. You look like you’re gonna snap the wheel in half.”

“Well maybe if my teacher stopped texting his boyfriend and helped me, I wouldn’t be so nervous.”

Kvyat pulled his seat upright, took his feet off the dashboard, and threw Rikka an unimpressed look.

“What do you need help with?! Just drive! Left is brake, right is gas. I swear to god, it’s not that hard.”

Rikka carefully placed one foot on the brake and the other on the gas, jerkily alternating between the two with her hands still death-gripped around the steering wheel. Thank god they decided to start on their quiet neighborhood street.

After the third attempt at what Kvyat could only imagine was Rikka trying to snap his neck via whiplash, he couldn’t take it anymore. They’d gone maybe ten feet.

“Sparky. What the fuck are you doing?!”

Rikka threw the car into park and crossed her arms over her chest.

“You’re the world’s shittiest teacher.” She grabbed her loose hair up into a messy ponytail and did her best Kvyat impression. It was pretty spot on. “Just drive!”

Kvyat flipped her off. She returned the gesture, and slammed her hand down on the unlock button.

“Get the fuck out of my car, Fogwyn.” “You can’t drive without another licensed driver in the car.”

She glanced down at the gearshift firmly placed in park. “I’m not driving. Get. Out.”

Kvyat huffed as he took off his seatbelt, and shut the car door with more force than necessary. World’s shittiest teacher, okay. He gave it three days before she was trying to win him back with his favorite takeout as collateral.

Except she didn’t. The very next day, Kvyat spotted Rikka driving; like actually driving around the neighborhood with none other than his very own boyfriend in the passenger seat. What the hell?!

When Rikka spotted him pouting on the sidewalk, she pulled over and leaned an arm out the window. “What’s wrong, Vy? Mad I stole your man? Turns out he’s a much better teacher than you.”

Jason leaned over and peeked out the window with a bashful smile.

Fucker. If he wasn’t so cute, Kvyat might have been able to be annoyed, but he couldn’t.

“Can you drive that thing down to the gas station yet?”

Rikka shrugged, a smug smile still plastered on her self-satisfied face. “Probably. Wanna find out?” She jabbed her thumb over her shoulder.

“No backseat driving. I will kick you out. And I won’t slow down to do it.”

Kvyat held up one hand in surrender while the other reached for the door handle. “Alright, alright! No backseat driving. Trust Jay more than you, anyway.”

Rikka rolled up her window and waved his comment away. “Yeah, yeah. And you’re buying me jerky for yesterday. Non-negotiable.”

He folded his arms over his chest and glared out the window, but he couldn’t fight the small smile on his face.

“Yeah, sure. Just change this fuckin’ terrible music, wouldya?”

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I commissioned @puffinpastry to draw my gnome kids and they look so CUTE! Check him out on ko-fi, and give his art some love! :D

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It’s bullshit hours, take some silly gnomes :D

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