(I know it’s not Halloween yet buttt...)
(Also, idk if this headcanon has been done before, I just thought it would be fun to write)
Imagine going through haunted houses with GNR
Warnings: Cussing
- Every year the boys get a small break from touring/music for Halloween
- Usually y’all go trick-or-treating (you and the boys really stick to the old saying; “you’re never too old for trick-or-treating”) or celebrate at your house
- But no...this year they (Duff and Steven) chose for all of y’all to go through multiple haunted houses around the state
- And you were NOT looking forward to it
- Sure, you can watch scary movies with ease, but going into an attraction where people are getting in your face and scaring you? No thanks
- However, with some peer pressure...
- “Come on, Y/N! It’ll be fun, I promise!”
- “It won’t even be that scary.”
- “Plus! We’ll be right there for you if you do get
scared.”
- ...You eventually agreed to go
- In the end, they were your best friends and there was no way you were going to miss out on doing something with them for the holiday
- Y’all ended up taking your mini van
- You were driving, Izzy was in the passenger seat,
Axl and Slash were in the middle row, and Steve
Duff were in the back
- After about an hour, y’all arrived at your first haunted house of the night
- It was a clown themed house...yAaAy
- The line for the house was super long and ended up taking about a thirty minute wait, but you all waisted the time by talking and laughing
- You also discussed the line up for when you went in
- Axl in the front (he tried to protest but you all
used the “you’re the front man of the band”
card), Izzy behind him, you behind Izzy, Slash
behind you (you figured getting between Izzy and
Slash was your best option), Steven behind
Slash, and Duff in the back (tallest last)
- When it eventually came time for y’all to go inside, you all got in your line up and walked in
- The first five minutes for you were hell and you were already regretting it
- There were clowns EVERYWHERE
- You basically were hugging Izzy and clenched to his arm while screaming your head off
- “Shit, shit, shi-AAH!! No, no, no, no...oh, God.
Izzy!” was probably all the boys heard those first
five minutes (all of that coming from you)
- They were all laughing their heads off while trying to calm you down
- “Y-Y/N...*laughing*...it’s ok...*more laughing*....
i-it’s not r-real.”
- And because you were so scared, that only attracted more clowns...making things even worse
- You eventually got to where you stopped screaming, but you were still clinged to Izzy with closed eyes and squirming like crazy
- There was one part where you knew there were clowns right beside you and in front of your face, however, you kept your eyes shut and didn’t say a word
- “How are you doing, Y/N?”
“Fuck you, Duff!”
- Although you were definitely the most scared, the boys got scared as well
- There were multiple of times were Axl made all of you stop walking because he was afraid to walk past a clown. He also almost threw some punches here and there
- Other times you all would have to start walking faster because Duff would be running away from something while screaming
- And usually his screaming included Steven’s as well
- Izzy and Slash were the most “unphased”, but every now and then they would scream or jump due to a good jump scare
- Slash even screamed like a girl at some points
- After a few more scares, the house was finally getting to an end; you could literally see the door that led outside
- Now you were off of Izzy and laughing with the others while walking towards the door
- Y’all thought it was over...but no...it was NOT over
- You’re laughing soon got interrupted by none other than a fucking chainsaw
- You all turned around and immediately started screaming
- Duff and Steven quickly turned back around and started pushing all of you forward
- Axl and Izzy already booked it and ran for the door
- You, however, did not move...you literally could not run
- You just closed your eyes and stood still
- The boys were all freaking out and Duff and Steven eventually ran past you and Slash
- The guy with the chainsaw was getting closer and closer and there was no way Slash was just going to leave you, so...you know what he did? He just picked you up and ran with you out the door
- You were screaming the entire time
- When he eventually got out the door and was with the rest of the band, he put you down, laughing his ass off
- “She wasn’t going to move so I just picked her up
and ran!”
- The others started laughing also and at first all you could do was glare at them, but soon you started laughing as well
- The rest of the haunted houses were better the more you got used to them, however, you were still attached to whoever was in front of you (you switched up the order of your line a lot), screaming your head off
