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....alright. so for months now we've had this fence right outside the back door into the backyard so that the dogs can still go in and out, but the pig stays out. Belle is on her 3rd day here and has already managed to destroy the fence. How? She keeps standing on it. And the ground, despite there being snow, is so wet that the t-post just... fell over.
Gotdangit, Belle
Sir.
Sir!
That is a wall.
Not food.
I'm goat-sitting. My brother needs me to keep his goat Shadow in my backyard. Like what do I do with a goat? It keeps bleating when no one is out there but I don't really want a goat in my house.
Goat to get this off my brisket.
My goat mom just asked me “What is a goat pun?”
Don't you hate it when your goat eats part of your shirt?
This week, in the suburban police log...
Tues, 11:23 am: Police responded to an abandoned 911 call. Accidental by employee sending a fax.
Tues, 7:47 pm: Police responded to a report of suspicious activity. Nonprofit solicitor advised to wrap things up for the evening.
Wed, 9:21 am: A caller reported an elderly woman being very threatening.
Wed, 9:26 am: Police responded for a report of an unauthorized person living the attic of a property.
Fri, 12:19 am: Police asked a resident to move their car that was blocking the entrance to the water department.
Fri, 4:57 pm: Police responded to assist a business with a goat problem. Owner was contacted and goats returned home safely.
Fri, 9:27 pm: Police responded to a report of teenagers harassing a store employee.
Sat, 11:29 pm: Police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle. Party was texting. No issues.
Sun, 11:21 am: Police responded for a complaint of an upstairs neighbor making noise. Police advised the party was doing exercises and would take it up with the landlord.
We are borrowing a buck to breed our goats and the only girl that's in heat is too young and we don't want her pregnant so we have to keep the herd separate from him and the poor dude is just pacing around with the chickens all alone. Goatzoned.
"AT DAWN WE RIDE!!!!!"
