We Goat To Talk

Geit=goat. Geitemannen= the goat guy. I am no human nor goat. I am geitemannen. Several people worship me. Feel free to do so yourself. Join my otherworldly goat army now by simply sending me an ask. Get killing!

[geitemannen]

[billcipherforrebellionleader]

FOLLOW GEITEMANNEN, YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER

NAH

[geitemannen]

Upon searching for myself (on google) , it has come to my attention that I have indeed been shipped. You declined the offer, but that’s fine. I show mercy, I know about consent. However, what made you say “NAH” to this? Now, dorito, I don’t know your sexuality, but how could you turn me down? I’m a god!

Is it because I’m fat? I know this isn’t my best photo, but “NAH” ? :,(  You’re making me cry! 

 if by “follow”, you mean “stalk”, I might have been stalked by a president... send help.

[geitemannen]

Llama, a beloved friend of mine.

[geitemannen]

I billy can relate to this.

[wapiti3]

Norwegian  Sheep 

[just-shower-thoughts]

I procrastinate because I am stressed. I am stressed because I procrastinate.

[thebestoftumbling]

[disneybound]

Get the look!

[ugh-shitemare]

Hunchback of Notre Dame

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens-d]

[geitemannen]

Feel free to drop your proposals in my ask box. And when we're married we can share food. That's the lengths I'm willing to go for a loved one.

[metalhearted]

[geitemannen]

Does that mean that when I eat oreos the flower dies? I love oreos, yet I still eat them? Should I stop?

[goatbladder]

Tfw you make too many side blogs related to a theme.

[goatoreo]

Yep

[goaticecream]

Know that feel

[goatmineral]

Guilty as charged

[goatkill]

Damn, chill or get kill.

[goatarmy]

On it

[goatfantasy]

I’ll just pretend this never happened.

[geiteflokken]

As if

[geitemannen]

*strokes beard in a gentle motion while making a contemplated expression* "Who could be behind this outrageous post? This is really getting out of hoof!

[geitemannen]

Oreo

I crave that mineral

[badasstille]

WHO DID THIS

[bedazzledbooty]

Tfw no mineral

[babygoatsandfriends]

Feather and Scale Farm