#goatvr

[goatvrai]

guardian blep please?

what the fuck is a blep???

A blep? I think its something like this...

oh shit i can do that

[marmallows]

BITCHES PUT ME IN GOATVR. CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN THE SCP FOUNDATION.

[goatvrai]

WELCOME TO GOATVR(AI).

> This blog is owned by @0di0us (Odious, they/he/xe/vhs), co-owned by @c0rpsm4n​ (Jay, he/they/it), and modded by @cosmicsodacan-art (Cosmic, she/they).

> It IS based off SCP-5045 (GOATVR), but there is literally no set plot. 

> Most (if not all) story will be driven by user interaction through asks.

> Please do NOT send NSFW asks under any circumstances. 

> There will be bright colors and some disturbing imagery, please be warned.

This is the MASTERPOST for all references. Each character will be revealed once you meet them. Thank you for reading through all this and checking it out. 

> CHARACTER LINEUP

Gordon Freeman, ???, Bubby, Coomer, Guardian

[goatvrai]

try pinching yourself? Maybe?

What’s PINCHING myself going to do???? I’ll be able to feel it regardless! 

One of us could, and should, probably body you to see if you’re real or not.

Wonderful idea, Bubby!

[ There is goat yelling. A lot of it. ]

[goatvrai]

everytime we touch gordon x guardian tribute (18+)

No! Absolutely the fuck not!

in real?

uh i mean

nooooo ew thats criiiiiinge

[goatvrai]

You should look around the farm! Get a lay of the land

We’ve been walking for a bit, and all I see is a bunch of goats still.

Is that Hatsune Miku?

[goatvrai]

can we see a goat pls?

sure

here are some of the worst goats ive ever raised 

They look a wee bit... rude. That’s kind of fucked up if it’s true.

[goatvrai]

. . .

It seems...

Like a little farm? 

That’s pretty fuckin’ harmless, man... Nice.