see that's the problem with having a mystical, speak-in-riddles, in-touch-with-the-breath-of-nature druid grandma you'll just be having a good time, bringing the hot soldier boy you've been hooking up with to the family function and she'll go "congrats" with absolutely no intention of elaborating if she means "congrats on the hot piece of ass you brought", "congrats on having nature speak through you for the first time" or "congrats on being a soon-to-be teen mom" like wtf grandma









