#goddamnit brain

[cheshiresartblog]

Me: I should focus on my current aus.

Also, my goddamn brain: Here's another au that now is infesting your thoughts.

Me:

Me: Fuck.

[essayofthoughts]

Tfw you have a genius late night idea for a WIP...

Except it's not for either of the WIPs you've lately been working on.

[puppypaw-wc]

you know when you watch a single video about someone playing a game that you like and soon enough you find yourself in a rabbit hole of stuff for that game and now know wayyyyyy too much random shit?

cuz that’s me with rhythm heaven right now send help-

[lookimtryingmybest]

How do you call a crush but instead of wanting to date someone, it's wanting to be in a queerplatonic relationship with someone?

[cee-of-thoughts]

Me: *eats a banana*

My brain: CoMe MiStEr TaLly MaN tAlLy Me BaNaNa DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANT GO HOME

[jhaernyl]

heads in hands 

brain we need to stop with the Konoha thing, how have we come from 'let's figure out how the village physical structure formed organically around the original settlement of the two groups of Senju and Uchiha and affiliated civilians' all the way to 'to understand how many Senju and Uchiha are there we need to go back to when the Uchiha became Uchiha and the Senju became Senju and trace the family lines from there'

No one cares, no one will read, it's tons of family trees just for the sake to make family trees why can't we be like this about an original fiction project

And how does that lead into considering different types of villages for different nations and then snowballs into figuring out the underground rivers in Suna and how it relates to Suna inhabited permanent settlements vs Suna's nomadic tribes and whether or not the main ninja city has an underground lake-like reservoire they can draw water from if carefully bc paranoid ninjas.

I STILL HAVEN'T DONE THE NINJA TAXES IN MINATO'S TIME POST, FFS, CAN WE FOCUS ON FINISHING THAT ?

THERE WERE ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE INTERESTED IN THAT ONE AND I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO GET IT OUT HERE.

[charonsbudgetpsychopomp]

Today in therapy, my therapist complimented my ability to process things quickly and maturely.

Before I could stop myself, I looked her dead in the eyes and went, "Thanks, it's the trauma."

[precognitiveignition]

me: arright i should probably get to sleep before 3 am

my brain: okay but consider the fact that you could be researching how to survive a nuclear attack and then spend several hours between curiosity and slowly growing existential dread thatll keep you awake even after i stop being able to process any form of thought

me: that sounds fucking awful no way

my fingers: already opening wikipedia

me: no!!!!