#goddamnnn

[marcos-melancholy]

I haven’t seen The Summer Hikaru Died, why is Dave strider in it

[magneticghouls]

went to take my bike out to go to class and it said haha bitch ur not riding anywhere

[jumpingheart66]

No joke this is like the 2nd time I had a job interview scheduled and I had to skip it to take my mom to the doctor

[homosexualgirlandbags]

The alnst pop up store in Malaysia is gonna be the death of me I swear

[impala69mala]

Bro EYE been hurtin for a squirtin

[sugar-coat-it]

Matty messing around with ice play on her piercings and also by eating her out after having ice in his mouth so his tongue piercing is cold 🚶‍♀️

!!!!!!!!!!

olive. oh my god.

HE WOULD GO ABSOLUTELY WILD AT THE CHANCE TO DO THIS IM-

Him making her squirm by running ice cubes over her tits, maybe holding her hands over her head with one hand while he holds the cube to one of her nipples with the other, just letting it melt while she whines about how cold the piercings are getting. He's cooing at her about how she's broken out in goosebumps bc he's a bastard

THE COLD TONGUE PIERCING IDEA IS ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN I AM IN SHOCK. Him just smirking at girlie while he pops a piece of ice in his mouth, sucking on the cube before he's diving between her legs, so proud of himself at how she jolts at the feeling of the chilled metal flicking against her clit. The feeling is absolutely insaneeeee and he knows it

[life-b4-death]

My friends have been trying to rat proof and de-rat their house for almost 4 months. We just spent the better part of 2 hours chasing one through the house. Tearing shit apart, cornering it, and losing it, and we FINALLY CAUGHT IT!!! BITCH!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

[nyxoz]

ozzy hear me out : you two have been going head to head arguing for the past 20 minutes. It’s nothing to bad, something small like you came home, dishes aren’t done while he was relaxing on the couch, so you start doing them making sure to be loud, dropping the plastic wear on the other side of the sink so he knows you’re irritated. when he finally realizes your frustration and asks what’s wrong you just explode. he’s quick to defend himself that’s he tired. and while you’re in the middle of telling him you’re tired and don’t think it’s fair to come home to do chores after a long day of work. And he’s shaking his head not liking how you call him lazy but he gets your frustration and needs to stop it before it goes further so he finally goes “baby, baby, baby!” and you stop and look at him and he just goes “I’m sorry for not doing the dishes, but I just got home too. The dishes will get done.” And you’re like mhmmm ok sure Joseph and he then he takes a cautious step forward and wrap his arms around you, tugging you in and just holds you tight peppering kisses all over your face saying “tell me you love me, baby” and “don’t be mad at me” over and over until you’re laughing and he’s laughing with you. and when the air is lighter he genuinely tells you he’s sorry and helps you finish up the dishes before taking your hand and leading you into the bedroom to relax you *wink wink*

maya i want to take your brain and harvest all your thoughts