#goddamnwhyispatricksothundergod

[coughloop]

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UNEVEN COMPROMISE - LIL UGLY MANE

Your homeboys change sometimes/ And the thoughts rearrange in their brains sometimes/ it's too hard dealing with the pain sometimes/ But you gotta let go, you can't save their lives

[nicejewishguy]

#12

dog person or cat person: used to be dog until i got two adorable cats and i discovered how much more interesting they are

[dongcroncher]

How will President Slayer bless the nation of Canada on his first official visit?

I will enter Canada with tanks and missles, riding on the back of an armored bear that I tamed with my bare hands in the jungles of Africa. My nation’s army will salute me as I scream and fire AK-47s into the air. Your nation of mapple will fall to me.

[nekronomikomori]

Will you be my tripsitter?

[bent-duck]

dan "ebola"

don't know anyone named ebola but the first time I met my boy Dan I was at some metal show and some guy smacked me in the face with I think his elbow and I got a bloody nose which hurt for like a week

[intoxxikate]

goddamnwhyispatricksothundergod replied to your post: i’m thinking about leaving tumblr unti...

Seriously they’re about as annoying as those stores that put out Halloween candy in July

oh my god somebody's actually feeling me thanks, Patrick

[theforestofuncertainty]

This is a thing made by goddamnwhyispatricksothundergod and it made me happy to watch. I felt like a cloud staring at other clouds when I watched this. Get Spoopy folks it's october. I am drunk and this video is good to watch. Thank you for making this. Do dee do doo. I don't know what to say here. this was real cool and stuff. Thank you America. Thank you Canada. 

SpiderChicken. 

[bent-duck]

how to get notes on tumblr: post 6 second video of something LOLLLZO)LZ SO RANDUMB set to rap music.

great idea why didn't i think of it first