#godthisbitchagain

[juniperpyre]

"oh i could never disrespect my wife by thinking about someone else during sex"

*looks at tags*

you sure about that buddy???

he is very sure!! James respects & loves Florence. he's just going thru something weird. it'll pass. the desk sex tag is for Florence, obviously.

[angelhummel]

Finn staring at the camera has the same energy as front facing phineas

literally so cursed 💀 finneas

[clare-with-no-i]

it is my headcannon that all oracles in theogony are just accidental time travelers. that that just happens every couple weeks, but since everyone thinks they are the only one and they cannot talk about it, so no one knows

HAHAHA I love this theory because it also implies that someone accidentally time traveled to Ancient Greece and decided, “I am going to call myself…DION SON OF DION!”

also what an awful time it must be for the Athenian authorities, with all these missing people!

[tifftoms]

FINALLY a fellow Coffee disliker, i don't care how much you need that caffeine, it taste disgusting

Haha, agreed. 🥴 And apparently @mppmaraudergirl is with us!

I don’t need help being awake. I’m always wired as hell like the energizer bunny 🐇 I need help falling asleep. *Camera pans to the sun rising over her shoulder* 🌄

[crowrelli]

I love that your drawing of the main six implies that Rosalie is not only taller than jasper bit as tall as emmet.

well.......

[lynne-monstr]

Not only did we never get to see Raphael react to his mentor, his family, the man who helped him get clean; being turned mortal (esp so shortly after his sister died, the parallel of his mundane family and his dw family slowly dying where so close yet so far) but we also never saw Magnus reacting to Raphael (and the others) being turned mundane. Was he happy for him? Triggered? Was his first reaction "we'll fix this again" or to celebrate? We'll never know

And speaking of getting clean: was I the only one who thought Magnus was gonna be involved in the yin fen subplot? Not just because I wanted him to be involved in every subplot, but the show very clearly set it up with him banishing drug dealers, suspecting Izzy, sharing his own (second hand) experience with drugs, Raphael all but telling Izzy to talk to Magnus since he helped him get clean etc. I really thought that would go somewhere, but I’m booboo the fool I guess             

ughh that magnus and raphael thing. we were ROBBED. but lol of course they couldn’t put those two in a scene together because that would ruin their plans for magnus to go dark as a result of having nobody in his life but alec. so they had to ignore everyone in his life,

i would have loved to see magnus’ reaction to raphael being mortal. i’m sure he’s happy for raphael since raphael is happy. but omg imaging the conversation where magnus’ first instinct is to say that they’ll fix it and raphael has to be the one to tell him he doesn’t want it fixed. as happy as magnus is for him, he must also be grieving on the inside. raphael was in that mental category of ‘people who will be around forever’ and now he’s not and you can bet magnus is already mentally preparing to lose him.

(i also wanted to see magnus’ reaction to heavenly fire itself. magnus considers himself a protector of the downworld and i can’t believe he’d be anything but horrified at the idea of turning people mundane against their will. not only that but i think he’d be terrified for HIMSELF, though he would try to hide it. he just got his magic back and how finds out that there’s a way shadowhunters, of all people, can take it from him. i refuse to believe magnus doesn’t dig into that and dig into it hard.)

i would have loved to see magnus having a more involved role in the yin fen plot but with so many characters i can understand why he wasn’t. i’m pretty sure they only threw that scene with him chasing off rufus so alec could be mad at him when he found out magnus “knew.” what i really would have liked to see was them making up after that. instead, like most things, it’s swept under the rug

[enkelimagnus]

Headcannon the second: Clary and Simon are sci-fi nerds, so Izzy watched like star trek/wars, doctor who and old b-movies to impress her. Clary notices because the girl didn't even know what they were talking about like 2 days ago and now acts like she was always an expert, but never says anything.

omg but can you see like Izzy going to see Simon, like on a mission you know? and she goes to see him and goes “i need to watch all of the “star stuff”, and i think she’s into like... a doctor guy and a supergirl? and like also possibly anything quperhero that she likes”

and they spend like a weekend holed up in Simon’s apartment, binging the fuck out of everything (Izzy actually takes a huge interest in sci fi, especially like all the bio tech and the alien stuff because you know that girl is a closet nerd) and that’s one of the big things that help Izzy and Simon become friends? 

because Izzy is hardcore dedicated to knowing what Clary is into? we stan.

[ketzwrites]

(don't know if you've seen the EP, so I'll keep this as vague as possible) your prediction for this EP was right, I mean the show actually free attention to it..... I'm impressed

I have! And yup, my dream scenario kind of happened, minus Magnus being angry at Alec making his choice for him or they establishing that Magnus can’t come back from Edom.

But the proposal happened and to that I say FUCK YEAH.