#gogron

[dark-brotherhoe]

Lore accurate Telaendril and Gogron.

[teatimewithhogs]

If the Cheydinhal Sanctuary had chatrooms. [TES IV: Oblivion crack] prolouge

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Ghostofachance: Heads up, There will be a possible new addition to the family soon.

Fangsinthedark: ah good, it will be nice to have some new blood around here.

Fangsinthedark: #vampirejokes #I’mnotgoingtopreyonthenewguy

Ghostofachance: Do you have to do this every time I announce a new family member?

Fangsinthedark: I am very bored down here. So yes.

EatPrayKill: As the only other person inside the Sanctuary at the moment, I share Vicente’s sentiment.

Fangsinthedark: Thank You.

EatPrayKill: That aside who is this new recruit?

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Shadowscalesrulez: and how good are they at killing?

Shadowscalesrulez: Btw @EatPrayKill the contract at Black Marsh will take a little longer than expected.

Ghostofachance: Oh it’s only the new grand champion of the Imperial Arena.

Shadowscalesrulez: nice

Fangsinthedark: I haven’t heard of him, should I be expecting another Gogron?

Ghostofachance: No, he’s an Imperial.

Fangsinthedark: Haha very funny.

Shadowscalesrulez: LOL

Fangsinthedark: I mean does our possible new brother actually know what stealth is?

Fangsinthedark: Because if I remember correctly, arena fighters are not exactly subtle.

EatPrayKill: Are you concerned that this new brother might seek applause after each kill?

Fangsinthedark: Yes, we get quite enough of that from Gogron.

Ghostofachance: You won’t have to worry about that, I’ve seen him fight outside of the Arena.

Ghostofachance: He is subtle when the need calls for it. Which is why I’ve given him a dagger and a contract to test his abilities.

EatPrayKill: That is a start ,who is the mark?

Ghostofachance: an elderly breton by the name of Rufio.

Shadowscalesrulez: ..that is an easy mark, did you not say he was the arena champion?

Ghostofachance: I did, this contract will also act as a test of character for him, to see if he has what it takes to be one of us.

EatPrayKill: that and it was the only contract no one had taken yet.

Ghostofachance: ..yes and that too.

Fangsinthedark: So what was his reaction when you met him?

Fangsinthedark: Surprise? Fear? I assumed you went with your usual wake-them-while-their-asleep approach.

Ghostofachance: the former

Ghostofachance: before he threw a fireball at me.

Shadowscalesrulez: Hah

Fangsinthedark: Pffft

Ghostofachance: He missed, of course.

EatPrayKill: Nice Reflexes

Shadowscalesrulez: To who @EatPrayKill? Lucien or the Champion?

EatPrayKill: Yes.

Ghostofachance: Anyway he calmed down once I introduced myself and explained my intentions.

Ghostofachance: I answered some questions he had, then I gave him a blade of woe and chameleoned myself out of there.

EatPrayKill: He sounds pretty normal, no quirks?

Ghostofachance: Maybe? I dunno, he had this odd blank look on his face after I told him of the contract. Before that he was slightly on edge.

EatPrayKill: Perhaps he knows the mark personally?

Ghostofachance: he didn’t mention it and it wasn’t a look of recognition either.

Fangsinthedark: Curious, we might have to look for that.

Fangsinthedark: Whatever that is.

Ghostofachance: Quite

Ghostofachance: Well I’ll take my leave now, I’ll bring an update once he has done the contract.

Fangsinthedark: Sure

Shadowscalesrulez: Bye

EatPrayKill: See you.

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Fangsinthedark: and now I’m bored again.

Fangsinthedark: @EatPrayKill, do you have any new books in your collection?

Fangsinthedark: I’d even take one of those city guide books by that pious airhead.

EatPrayKill: I am afraid not.

Fangsinthedark: Uuuuggggh.

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Publicmurderer#1 : The contract near the Jeralt Mountains is done and it was glorious.

Publicmurderer#1 : LaniusHooverdead.jpg

EatPrayKill: Yes, that is very nice @Publicmurderer#1.

EatPrayKill: did you manage to kill the mark without being detected?

Publicmurderer#1 : haha, nope.

EatPrayKill: sigh, Sithis give me strength.

[oilooknohands]

Vicente Valtieri headcanons.

His calm demeanour was only shown towards his fellow members of the Dark Brotherhood. Though naturally cunning and smart, towards his enemies he was fiercely brutal and sadistic. 

During his early ventures as a creature of the night, he once turned the warden for a prison in Vvardenfell into his thrall, and used the prisoners as his source of blood. When he was discovered, he hid from civilisation and hunted alone, until a vampire member of the black hand heard of his exploits, and was impressed enough to recruit him. 

He liked playing dice games with Gogron gro-Bolmog, because despite his friendly demeanour, Gogron was a sore loser, and when he lost a game, it usually ends with a smashed table. Ocheeva has asked Vicente to let Gogron win, because the tables are getting expensive. 

His natural hair-colour before being turned was blonde. If it had stayed blonde, he would’ve had to cut it to remain inconspicuous, so that was a huge relief.

His Night-Eye and Detect Life abilities as a vampire made him a proficient archer, but he preferred to fight with a clamour, so he can enjoy the smell of blood.  

To escape some pursuing guards, he once climbed to the top of the White-Gold Tower. Or rather, he started to, but once the guards lost sight and assumed he went to the top, he turned invisible and slipped away. The guards waited outside the tower for a week.

The first and only thing he bought from Mraaj-Dar was a lock for his chambers.

His favourite drink after blood was Colovian Brady. Unfortunately, vampires find it harder to get drunk.  

His personal motto for many years was “You don’t need to be mortal to satisfy every woman you meet.” 

He once confronted Telaendril about Gogron and said “You know we’re a brotherhood, right? Brothers and sisters? So please be more subtle. I drink blood, and your grossing even me out.”

He was bros with Babette. They had a great friendship, and fiercely agreed on everything except alchemy. His problem with Garlic made it unlikable, to say the least.

He once used his Vampire Seduction to subdue a Dremora during the oblivion crisis. He undid his Dremora armour and dressed him in a black cloak, and told him to go the centre of town in Cheydinhal. This erupted in a brawl and a lot of screaming, not that Vicente cared. He gave the armour to Gogron as an apology for constantly beating him at Liar’s Dice. Gogron was happy to accept, and didn’t realise Vicente low-key was making fun of him. 

Rest in peace, my mentor. Over ten years on and we all still miss you.