Vicente Valtieri headcanons.
His calm demeanour was only shown towards his fellow members of the Dark Brotherhood. Though naturally cunning and smart, towards his enemies he was fiercely brutal and sadistic.
During his early ventures as a creature of the night, he once turned the warden for a prison in Vvardenfell into his thrall, and used the prisoners as his source of blood. When he was discovered, he hid from civilisation and hunted alone, until a vampire member of the black hand heard of his exploits, and was impressed enough to recruit him.
He liked playing dice games with Gogron gro-Bolmog, because despite his friendly demeanour, Gogron was a sore loser, and when he lost a game, it usually ends with a smashed table. Ocheeva has asked Vicente to let Gogron win, because the tables are getting expensive.
His natural hair-colour before being turned was blonde. If it had stayed blonde, he would’ve had to cut it to remain inconspicuous, so that was a huge relief.
His Night-Eye and Detect Life abilities as a vampire made him a proficient archer, but he preferred to fight with a clamour, so he can enjoy the smell of blood.
To escape some pursuing guards, he once climbed to the top of the White-Gold Tower. Or rather, he started to, but once the guards lost sight and assumed he went to the top, he turned invisible and slipped away. The guards waited outside the tower for a week.
The first and only thing he bought from Mraaj-Dar was a lock for his chambers.
His favourite drink after blood was Colovian Brady. Unfortunately, vampires find it harder to get drunk.
His personal motto for many years was “You don’t need to be mortal to satisfy every woman you meet.”
He once confronted Telaendril about Gogron and said “You know we’re a brotherhood, right? Brothers and sisters? So please be more subtle. I drink blood, and your grossing even me out.”
He was bros with Babette. They had a great friendship, and fiercely agreed on everything except alchemy. His problem with Garlic made it unlikable, to say the least.
He once used his Vampire Seduction to subdue a Dremora during the oblivion crisis. He undid his Dremora armour and dressed him in a black cloak, and told him to go the centre of town in Cheydinhal. This erupted in a brawl and a lot of screaming, not that Vicente cared. He gave the armour to Gogron as an apology for constantly beating him at Liar’s Dice. Gogron was happy to accept, and didn’t realise Vicente low-key was making fun of him.
Rest in peace, my mentor. Over ten years on and we all still miss you.
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