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my roommate is on the phone with her bf and i’m in the living room and she’s in the kitchen she doesn’t even care like she’s just talking loudly and i'm like 90% sure they're talking about sex but not like in a sexy way just like in a pretty... communicative discussion way. which is gr8! cuz she’s like asking him what he liked/didn’t like etc??? or something and she’s saying like oh to be honest i gotta tell you a secret i don’t know how to do that and i don’t think i can etc........... but the entire conv feels like it’s skewed towards her pleasuring him (and if i’m understanding correctly i think she hasn’t orgasmed with him?)??? also the dude is like 9 years older than her and i find it a bit creepy??? he flies all over the world for work and owns a fancy car etc and she's like in her second year of uni !! what the heck are you doing with a girl that age??? also he’s just a dick lmao. i’ve met him a few times (actually more than a few times bc he practically lives here when he’s not traveling... thankfully he travels a lot) and i think he’s horrible. he walks around with this air of arrogance and i just wanna roll my eyes and punch his jaw out. also he never fucking puts the toilet seat down. men are the worst