Dickweed.
— “I know you are but what am I.”
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Dickweed.
— “I know you are but what am I.”
I object!
Mikasa felt heat spread across her cheeks when she heard Eren speak up in defiance of her union. Holding her partner's hand at the altar was the only thing stopping her from grabbing one of the candelabras that decorated the room and throwing it at his big head. He had had his chance with her, for years. And when she had finally convinced herself to move on, he has to make a scene like this. Instead, she clears her throat.
"Eren... Please, sit down."
It sure was polite, and cute. God, this thing reminded him of someone and it was bugging him. But the gestures the fox made was really quite adorable and Eren couldn’t help but find himself giggling as he ran his fingers softly through the animal’s fur. Domestic animal’s liked that kind of stuff, right? And this one for sure seemed tamed, if anything.
It’d been a few more hours until supper was served. Eren wasn’t hungry, for sure. If need be, he was more than capable to handle being a little food crave-y for a short period of time.
"You could of eaten the whole thing, if you were still hungry. I’ll be able to eat soon enough, if I’m actually wanting food." Smiling, he picked up the fox with both hands, making sure not too have too tight of a hold of it’s fur or it’s bones. Once the brunette traveled to his bed, he set the orange haired creature in his lap, enjoying the warmth it gave off and left his hands to his own sides. He didn’t want to make it feel trapped, and gave it the opportunity of escape if it didn’t want to be on his lap. "I assume you were full, since you didn’t finish the whole piece I gave?"
Sasha was certainly not expecting to be picked up and carried around, But it definitely wasn't a bad thing. Especially considering how warm and comfortable Eren was after he settled down on his bed and sat her in his lap.
She wiggled a bit and snuggled into his lap, he smelled let dewy grass. It was an interesting scent. But nice! Very nice. Like laying on a grassy hill. It was actually very relaxing. She noticed him lay his hands at his sides, probably to make her feel more comfortable, but that wouldn't do at all. So she tugged an arm over with her mouth, carefully she didn't want to injure him and she was new at this whole doing stuff with your mouth, and then shoved her head under it.
Ah yes, much better. Warm and comfortable. Eren made a great bed.
[curls up in lap] Jeannnnn.. Love me. Pet me. Give me attention. [Slight cat purring sounds]
[Looks down at Eren, a soft smile flitting onto his features] Someone's needy tonight... [He's just teasing, and lets his fingers rub over Eren's stomach as he kisses his cheeks]
Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass
Jean nearly squealed like a pig when he felt a sharp pain on his ass. He quickly spun around and glared, "Why the FUCK would you do that?"
Gosh darn it stop being cuuuuttteeeee!! *pet pet pet chuchu*
[curls into lap]
I ship you with me baby~
Oh baby~
I love you