merry haikyuu!!mas

andi // 20 // UK

[tredlocity]

I want a Goonies/Stranger Things-esque story that reflects modern online friendship.

Like, instead of kids living in the same town fighting a monster, it’s a group of online friends from different parts of the world fighting a world-ending threat, like aliens or wait fuck thats homestuck nevermind

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[games-for-gamers]

Wholesome content

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[gwendalf-the-smol]

this is what i imagined the stairs in mystery dungeon were like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zanmor]

BEHOLD THE

C O R B

[rubydragon16]

An #Iwaoi Appreciation 💞💕 by Hinata Shoyou 🏐

[chromolume]

reblog before december 17th

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

But they’re not female presenting

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

[inarcadiac]

[yoyokind]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[jamtav]

wait hold on i know how to save tumblr

[foulserpent]

THIS HISTORICAL POST… THREATENED

[umbridge-against-shipping]

[shacklesburst]

oh i’m loving this already

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[pochowek]

Hold on lemme post another one

[pochowek]

Like clockwork

[black-kids]

[braedroll]

chaotic good

[medusasreprisal-deactivated2019]

babies running with phones is the best thing ive witnessed in my lifetime