Storytime: gold star gay
So I’m a freshman in college, I take classes at a community college, but it’s a night class and sometimes weird shit happens. Here’s one of those times
So most of the people in my class are going back to school yada yada and people just talk about their lives like EVERYYYTHING
Last night the topic was prejudice mind you this is a discussion for the whole class
Lesbian: I felt very prejudiced in my youth because I wasn’t a gold star gay and I had dated men for the fun of it in my past. But my friends would chastise me for trying new things and dating men, just because I date men doesn’t mean I’m not a lesbian.
Gay: what the fuck is a gold star gay
Lesbian: it’s a gay who’s never dated someone of the opposite sex, so they’re seen as everything that is pure and perfect or some bullshit.
Straight student: oh and fun fact a platinum gay is a good Star gay whose mom had a c-section. That way he’s never touched a vagina in his entire life not even when born.
Straight #2: the gays are very out together
Half the class: oh yes we are
Lesbian: I forget you straighties don’t have ranks like us
Y’all by this time it was like 8:30pm it’s been a day I sure as hell DIDNT have the energy to deal with that. My teacher ended class early because people said so much random shit that even she was like alright and on that note you can leave 30 mins early. Just for reference around ten people already told wild stories so ya
