[anxietyproblem]

[poodlelover152]

Storytime: gold star gay

So I’m a freshman in college, I take classes at a community college, but it’s a night class and sometimes weird shit happens. Here’s one of those times

So most of the people in my class are going back to school yada yada and people just talk about their lives like EVERYYYTHING

Last night the topic was prejudice mind you this is a discussion for the whole class

Lesbian: I felt very prejudiced in my youth because I wasn’t a gold star gay and I had dated men for the fun of it in my past. But my friends would chastise me for trying new things and dating men, just because I date men doesn’t mean I’m not a lesbian.

Gay: what the fuck is a gold star gay

Lesbian: it’s a gay who’s never dated someone of the opposite sex, so they’re seen as everything that is pure and perfect or some bullshit.

Straight student: oh and fun fact a platinum gay is a good Star gay whose mom had a c-section. That way he’s never touched a vagina in his entire life not even when born.

Straight #2: the gays are very out together

Half the class: oh yes we are

Lesbian: I forget you straighties don’t have ranks like us

Y’all by this time it was like 8:30pm it’s been a day I sure as hell DIDNT have the energy to deal with that. My teacher ended class early because people said so much random shit that even she was like alright and on that note you can leave 30 mins early. Just for reference around ten people already told wild stories so ya

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[sca-nerd]

[poodlelover152]

Figure skating is just walking on ice but it’s that one kid who sits next to you who does all their notes in cursive

[poodlelover152]

So I’m taking this online class, it doesn’t matter why but, anyways the professor wants us to do this whole get to know me crap on a discussion board. He wrote “for your last sentence please write something unique about yourself”. The one chick deadass writes “I enjoy eating”

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[crybourg]

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

[camyberry]

Ok, guys. Thi is really important. You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

This will never happen to me.  You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.

I’m a man, i don’t care. You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[poodlelover152]

Is anyone going to point out why Barbie has handcuffs

[beans-bastards-n-booze-deactiva]

Ron: So, Luna, I heard from Hermione that you don't believe in birds? Is that true?

Luna: Of course I believe in birds Ron, I just love to screw with Hermione's head. It's so easy, watch.

Luna: Hermione, I refuse to believe that water is wet.

Hermione, outraged: What the FUCK is wrong with you Luna??? OF FUCKING COURSE WATER IS WET YOU STUP-

[poodlelover152]

the pineapple bites back

Okay so apparently it’s not not to have the pineapple bite back if you’re experiencing this you might be allergic just a quick psa

[poodlelover152]

Does anyone else think that maybe this whole life thing is just a really long coma and when we die we’re gonna wake up to a world we didn’t know existed

[poodlelover152]

Is it a sin to wear converse in the vans store

[niyarest]

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

[niyarest]

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

[niyarest]

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

[poodlelover152]

30 years from now I’m not ready to have my children tell me they’re having a 2019 dressup day at school. I don’t have the heart to tell anyone that In 2019 every white girl had a colorful hydro flask that matched her scrunchie then yelled AND I OOP- SKKKSSSSKKKKSDSK every time IT FELL ON THE GOD DAMN GROUND

[himbouris-deactivated20200411]

i’m just gonna call it now. in two years time beetlejuice, six and hadestown will take the musical holy trinity crown over hamilton, deh and bmc