name: kane or “kale” hastings
age: young adult
pronouns: he/him
life state: appears to be some sort of alien - when asked he says “our spiritual selves are all the same so it doesn’t matter what i am”
bio:
- very into spirituality and wellbeing, wants to write a whole series of books to help people with discovering themselves
- is vegetarian and his favourite food is kale hence “kale” hastings
- spend 40% of his day meditating and doing yoga
- is funny and charming, was voted “most likely to become a cult leader” in high school
- is looking for someone who can be both his physical and spiritual soulmate for life, death and beyond