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👻 reidology 🎃
zoopy!!! happy Halloween to goobzoop only <3
⭐️💛⭐️Congratulations!⭐️💛⭐️
Can I get 🍓 n 🤍? pls n thank u
thank u so much 🥺🥺💛
🍓: excerpt from a (sean hotchner x spencer reid)&(aaron hotchner x spencer reid) oneshot that i love the idea of but cannot get words onto paper for the life of me fml
"Sean, listen to me. All I'm saying is you're 25 years old-"
"You know what, don't profile me, Aaron."
Hearing his voice again for the first time gives him butterflies before the fun turns into a deep ache, and he feels like he's going to throw up. How could he have never realized they were brothers? Everything about them started to seem so much more similar in his eyes.
Well, not everything
"Now, I see it." He had blocked everyone else's voice out at this point just sat his seat using his hands to cover his face, beet red from embarrassment and realization that he'd slept with his boss' brother.
"Oh, my God."
🤍: dark blue hotchreid academia? i like it
[liv’s birthday bash/300+celebration]
Spencer feeling needy and craving Alpha’s attention so he makes up a story about another Alpha hitting on him. (it doesn’t work- Hotch can always spot his lies) And then Hotch telling Spencer he was a bad for for entertaining the Alpha and not immediately going to find him. Getting him in his lap and gentling him, petting him and touching him so he’s hard and aching to cum, but telling him he can’t as punishment
Haha when I first saw this ask I thought it said Hotch told Spencer he was bad for not allowing the fake alpha to use him. So that totally backfired on poor Spencer who was trying to make his alpha jealous. Here he is wanting reassurances that Hotch loves him and needs him and Hotch is like no you serve whatever Alpha comes along and you thank them for it.
But also I like Hotch playing into Spencer’s game. Spencer is a terrible liar when it comes to making things up about Alphas hitting on him because he doesn’t notice when it actually happens all the time, so his story of this random Alpha flirting with him and feeling him up is so outrageous that Hotch is just trying not to laugh. So he’s covering his mouth and nodding seriously and then he tells Spencer what a horrible slut he is parading himself for other Alphas!
“Spencer, you should have found me immediately. But I suppose you were enjoying all the attention from this other alpha. If that’s the case I’ll need to remind you exactly why no other can satisfy you.” Then he pulls Spencer into his lap and his pheromones are so powerful that Spencer is immediately hard. Hotch touching him everywhere and reminding him that he’s the only one who can make Spencer feel this good. He’s the only one who has studied Spencer’s body, knows all his weak spots. When Spencer feels like he’s about to burst, Hotch stands him back up pats him on the backside and tells him to go back to work.
I—
@goobzoop I’m only thinking of ways for Hotch to humiliate Reid now lol I’m just scared to put ALL the depravities in my head out there 😂😂
Spencer being put on display next to the round table with a cockring and stuffed with toys. He’s all tied up, gagged, and blindfolded but he can hear the team and knows they are watching (in my head it’s only ever Derek, Emily, and Rossi, I feel like JJ wouldn’t participate and I want to allow Reid someone he can confide in and I feel that’s Penelope.)
The team can watch but not touch only Hotch is allowed to touch and he takes his time with whatever meeting, adjusting vibration settings randomly.
I may have given myself a new kink lmao humiliated Spencer in front of the team! Especially ABO or any other dom/sub setting.
your headcannons are amazing!! i love how mean hotch is to spencer! some of them give me very prof. hotchner vibes by @goobzoop and i absolutely adore that story hehe. keep up the amazing writing <3
@goobzoop has inspired me 100% PH is my favorite fic ever and everyone should read it!! It’s amazing! Lol I’m in the place now where I’m creating fic in my head for that verse!
Thank you so much I love your headcanons too!! I’ve been so inspired by your blog!
As for Mean Hotch, he is definitely currently taking pleasure out of making Spencer wear a vibrator at a BAU lecture for some LEOs.
Spencer is supposed to be all professional but his face is flushed and he can’t concentrate at all. The vibrator is never on one setting long enough for him to get used to it. Plus Hotch’s eyes on him means he loses track of everything he was supposed to say.
JJ is concerned that Spence is coming down with something and asks Hotch if maybe Spencer should go home/back to the hotel to rest but Hotch tells her it’s fine and let Spencer finish his speech. He adjusts the vibe to the highest setting after that and wags his finger in a subtle no to remind Spencer he’s not allowed to cum.
THIS JUST IN: not only does @goobzoop think the moon landing was FAKED, they straight up don’t believe in the MOON. Guess you don’t believe in werewolves or ocean tides either hm?? Where do you think lesbians come from g*ob? THE MOON.
Sorry you got so offended by the TRUTH.
If you don’t believe in the moon 🌘you’re home of phobic 💔 this is so ugly of you and i feel sorry for your followers 😜
⭐️💛💛⭐️💛💛💛⭐️💛🤍💛⭐️💛😭🤍💛⭐️😩💛⭐️😩HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💛💛💛💛⭐️⭐️⭐️😩⭐️💛⭐️💛💛💛😩💛💛⭐️⭐️😭💛and congrats! Hope you have an amazing day I didn’t write hbd in my last ask sooo here’s another forgive meeeeeee 😭💛🥳🎁🥳🎁🎈⭐️🎂🥳🎁🥳💛⭐️
THANK YOU BABE!!! AND THE SPENCER GIF!!! THANK U THANK U THANK U!!!!!