Scene: The king has been summoned to his servants chambers for an emergency. When he there he’s alarmed to a large crash. Rushing in he finds the jester pouting in the corner, a loud bellowing knight rolling on the floor laughing, and a platter of cheeses and wine seemingly thrown across the room. The jester begins yelling obscenities at the kings favored knight while struggling to walk.
“HE CALLED ME VANILLA” says the jester, with a look of genuine insult in his usual high pitched voice
“AYE, Cuz the lad is somehow still a virgin despite being a god damned burlesque comedian” comes the hulking voice of the knight
That’s as far as I got in this head canon but definitely assume there’s a threesome after where they both gentle dom the jester until he can’t move the next day and yells at them both for leaving him sore and feeling hollow in his crotch














