I need a minimum of 150k about the PTA drama at the prestigious private preschool where the little Jayson/Jaylens and Jalen/Joshes go
ME TOO literally it's so good because jalen & jaylen (god can we have any other names in the nba PLEASE it's like how every girl when i was in college was emily. soooo many emilys. minimum of 2-8 emilys in any given course section.) would both want to run the PTA and would lowkey not get along at ALL .... cordial to each other but then both of them driving home from the meetings calling their husbands complaining abt how the other one is SO rude and controlling and doesn't respect ideas that aren't their own.... extremely funny to me.
mpreg nonsense etc under the cut please skip if you're not into that sort of thing
but i am and it's my blog so you know we are talking abt how like. they first cross paths bc they are in the same birthing class... josh & jalen are late which really rubs jaylen the wrong way bc he's like that's SO disrespectful... they have to introduce themselves and josh makes some kind of stupid joke which further pisses jaylen off bc like. other people are also here and they maybe don’t want to attend the josh hart comedy hour?? just not a good first impression.
and from the hart/brunson side of things it's like. both the jays are SO insanely knowledgeable abt pregnancy and birth and jaylen is always asking really detailed questions abt everything and jayson is absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful glowing while pregnant which are all major strikes against them in josh & jalen’s eyes bc like. jalen is not having an especially fun pregnancy. he is carrying really big (due to being the smallest little 6’1” man who was ever invented) he is hot and sweaty all the time his feet and ankles are swollen he has horrible heartburn he feels miserable… can’t work out due to having zero energy and feeling really sick… doesn’t feel like himself at all and josh is so worried about him and the jays seem like SO perfect and like they have it all together that it becomes a running joke between josh & jalen where jalen will be like fuck i JUST bought these pants last week and they already don’t fit :( and josh will just be like i bet jAySoN still fits in his regular jeans and jalen will be like jayson had to go DOWN two sizes in his jeans ACTUALLY and they’ll like riff back and forth doing a dumb jayson voice (which sounds NOTHING like jayson) until jalen is crying laughing and not upset anymore.
but anyway after the birthing class they don’t see each other for like 2 years until it’s time to enroll their kids in preschool and they run into each other at the fancy private preschool pre-registration whatever the fuck event and jalen whips his head around to josh like holy SHIT and josh gives jalen the prim little face he used to do when he would make fun of jaylen and is like ooh nothing but the best for MY little angel in his jaylen voice (which is like. you’re at the SAME SCHOOL) and jaylen inclines his head toward jayson and is just like look who it is….. and jayson’s like NO oh my gosh… and then they all have to say hi to each other and pretend they weren’t just talking mad shit abt each other lmao and it’s basically like that every time they have to be around each other until their kids graduate from high school.
