#goodbye omfg

[cerealmonster15]

is it going to kill me

[enn0s]

kagami in america tho

kagami and himuro trying to get onto courts with much bigger guys around them even though they're still tiny

alex showing up late and making deals with the guys like 'if they can soundly beat all of your asses 2 on 2, you owe them a burger'

by the end of the day kagami has enough money to buy half the menu

kagami and tatsuya making friends with all the bigger guys so they're safe around their neighborhood cause someone's always around to back them up if someone tries picking fights

alex only dates the guys that treat them well

kagami and tatsuya come on dates sometimes with Alex and if they dont like the guy, Alex dumps them and takes the boys to get ice cream and complain 'BUT THIS ONE WAS NIIIICE' and tatsuya's like 'he gave me the creeps' and kagami's nodding in the bg like 'total jerk'

ALEX BEING THE BEST SUBSTITUTE MOM IN THE WORLD TO KAGAMI

kagami coming to pick alex up if she's ever in a bad part of town because SHE knows she can kick anyone's ass but KAGAMI's like 'woman i swear to god you have no self preservation' and she humors him because it's cute when he glares down anyone who looks at her wrong

On one of alex's birthdays Kagami and Tatsuya give Alex a pretty ring to match theirs like a promise but because they're dorks they give her one thats way too big for her to wear so she keeps it on her nightstand and kisses it every day before she goes out to teach

alex keeping all of the old pictures they took in photobooths where they're all making silly faces and she's kissing them and kagami always looks grossed out and himuro's got this fond look on his face

ALEX, KAGAMI AND TATSUYA IN AMERICA

I MIGHT BE CRYING

[graviconscientia]

[Text]: He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were “stay away from my princess parts. they’re renovating.”

[a.n.]: you must never do the do w him if he did not follow up with a joke about being a size queen.[a.n.]: he royally fucked up then.

[fortheartofliving]

Ellen and Portia on Valentines Day, 2014

[157andahalf]

FUCK RIGHT WHEN I'M LIKE

OKAY WELL

THAT;S THAT 

YOU ANSWER 

NOOOOO 

[mvrcid]

why is the first thing I see on my dash a clear penis?

[f0rtheradi0]

well shit 

[jongeops-blog]