#goofery

[batwynn]

Don’t. You. DARE!

(The final art card option for this October on Paytreeon)

[floofery]

godammit i missed

[samwichgal]

Hi, Nonny

These shall be your comfort characters!

#Masked Singer Season 13

heck yeah!!!!

Nonny: I’ve never seen these characters before, but Okie 🫠

[aeseofspades]

One of those language adjustment posters edited to be "stop using anti-little-critter language" but the only one I can think of right now is

NO: He's such a leech.

INSTEAD: He's such a healthcare CEO.

[chucklingpecan]

I dream of your ass and the cosmos nearby Hoping my vessel near the end of its trek delivers its cargo explosively to your warm constellations

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Broke: Asking a same-sex couple "which one of you is the man/woman?"

Woke: Asking them "which one of you is the hotshot young rookie, and which is the grizzled veteran a few months from retirement?"

Bespoke: “Which one of you is Korra and which one is Asami?”

[caqi-cove]

“Eh.” Qurcaqi lets out a sigh as she deftly flicks her wrist, sending the baited hook sailing into the water. “Is better than nothing.”

[libraryoddities]

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Planet X by Michael Jan Friedman

Ever wondered how Wolverine and Worf would get along? What kind of tea-time conversations Storm and Picard would engage in? How would the X-Men respond to Q? No? Well, you’re wondering about it now.

On the planet Xhaldia, ordinary men and women are mutating into bizarre creatures with extraordinary powers. But is this a momentous evolutionary leap or an unparalleled catastrophe? The very fabric of Xhaldian society is threatened as fear and prejudice divide the transformed from their own kin. Dispatched to cope with the growing crisis, Captain Picard and the crew of the Starship Enterprise™ receive some unexpected visitors from another reality - in the form of the group of mutant heroes known as the uncanny X-Men®. Storm, leader of the X-Men, offers their help in resolving a situation that is agonizingly similar to the human/mutant conflicts of their own time and space. But when hostile aliens appear in orbit around Xhaldia to try and abduct the transformed for use as a superpowered force in an attack on the Federation, even the combined forces of the crew of Starfleet and the X-Men may be unable to prevent an inferno of death and destruction. Starfleet's finest crew and Earth's greatest mutant heroes will need all their powers and abilities to save the Xhaldian people and stop a deadly threat to the Federation.

Bonus: Friedman presciently describes the uncanny similarities between the two series’ bald-headed leaders.

[He] turned his gaze on the Captain, and a flicker of something like amusement crossed his features. Nor was it difficult for Picard to see why. As the doctor had warned him, he and the Professor bore a passing resemblance to each other.

Xavier . . . studied Picard more closely.

"Mon semblable, mon frere," the Professor said.

The Captain raised an eyebrow, "The Wasteland, I believe."