#google knows

[1introvertedsage]

Google has my poem cover in their ai response... okay?

[vampirates66]

I don’t post here often but this “people also ask” google question answer is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[caeran]

Not Google calling me out like that.

[dolphdrago]

Google knows who I am and thus what I am looking for

[gideonaweaponachild]

google knows what I'm talking about (both of these were the first results)

[romeoandmesittinginatree]

Y’all for so long I thought that ‘Draco’s glittering eyes’ were more like ‘eyes glittering with malice’ or some shit like that BUT NOPE.

All it says is

“his pale eyes glittering”

Like?

That’s gay. That’s very gay. That gives me gay vibes. My gaydar is going off. Like.

Harry James Potter, people, Wizarding Gay Jesus.

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Before anybody says that Rowling implied it to me ‘glittering with malice’ (or ‘glittering with humour’ ‘glittering with amusement’ or any other variations I can think of) why didn’t she just fucking say so? It’s not that hard. But nope. ‘Glittering’. That’s all we get.

— AND HERE IS WHERE I JUST WENT CRAZY BECAUSE HONESTLY I NEED SLEEP

Is Draco like one of those anime characters? You know with the… glittering eyes? I don’t know anything about anime. Is that a thing?

Seriously Rowing. You could’ve just edited the book. But FUCKING NOPE.

Apparently Draco’s eyes sparkle now. Glitter, whatever.

Also I don’t think you’re supposed to get glitter in your eyes. Wash that shit out! I imagine it to be very painful. I once got perfume in my eye. That was very painful. I imagine getting glitter in there would be a similar experience.

[fabioquartararhoe]

[mikaelajackson2018]

Michael Jackson is guilty?