#google results

[internetgreatesthits]

[la-principessa-nuova]

So I’m reading something online and stumble onto a post where somebody mentions the Harkness Test. I’d never heard of it (or at least not recently enough to remember it), but from context, it was clear that it was something along the lines of it being moral for two characters of different species to have sex as long as they are both able to communicate and understand consent.

But of course, being a Doctor Who fan, I recognized that this is probably named after Jack Harkness, who is famously very horny for every sentient species in the universe, so I wanted to google it to see if that was in fact the origin.

This is what happens when Google uses Tumblr as a source of truth.

[thehatakewereop]

Yes, google. That is absolutely what I’m looking for. You know me so well.

[neopet-euthanization]

*pen scratching fiercely* i see, and for a man?

[wh0-said-that]

Haunted.

[pithscore]

what is a honey crisp apple?

named for its chrunchy texture and sweet taste, a honey crisp apple is a type of apple that is covered in a thin layer of sugar syrup, left to harden into a candy shell. also known as tanghulu, this sweet treat originates in china and goes for 85.56$ per kilogram at most grocery stores

[netscapenavigator-official]

I’m soooooo glad we have the internet. What would I ever do without such thorough, insightful, and confidence inspiring information?