what the fuck even is the naruto timeline

She/her mostly kakashi, because he's my favorite. (If you hate Tobirama . . . watch the NCHammer video on him, I don’t have time to argue about this) if they're called "rivals" in the show at any point, i probably ship them

[gqe-leh]

[shinobi-rato]

which one of these DOES NOT happen in Naruto

Man makes his hand-mouths make out with each other

There's a girl who climaxes when you bite her. Biting her heals you

Death cult that grants you immortality flops due to the only member dying

Akatsuki rings hold power to unseal The Moon Lady

3rd Hokage says that a 9 year old orphan is evil incarnate

The fabled "so powerful that if you use it, it kills you" jutsu kills nobody

A guy absorbs his lord and tries to become him

Konoha has a special torture unit. They give children written exams

Aliens are canon. They fight aliens from that point on

Main character gets replaced by Some Guy. The guy loses relevaI nce after an arc

You can't trick me! ALL of these happened

I watched/read Naruto and know the answer

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[chaoticbatfam]

We should bring back duels except they’re just those slap battles. I want to be able to challenge someone to a duel and then just. Slap the shit out of them. They can even slap me first I don’t give a shit as long as I get to legally, without consequence, and possessing of no hard reasoning, slap this person in a public setting

[beefnoodlesoupp]

“i’ll become your eye and see the future with you”

[fangirlagainstmywill]

What is the *weirdest* reason you’ve ever seen someone dislike an anime?

[chaoticbatfam]

Every so often I think “learning new things is hard. How can I get good at this skill/know this knowledge/perform this art when the gap between where I am and where I want to be is so large?” And then I realize. I do that all the time with no fear at all, no worry about inadequacy or failure. Because what is entering a new fandom if not learning something I did not know before? What is entering a new fandom if not gathering new knowledge, committing more lore to memory, gathering new names and faces???

Not to get too deep about fandom, but what is it if not the one form of learning where we don’t fear inadequacy, and instead know we will be accepted regardless of our achievements?

[bl00dalchemist]

Sakumo go get your fucking dog son.

extra:

[rayshippouuchiha]

I'm not an Orochimaru apologist but I am a Orochimaru enjoyer. Like, he very much did a lot of things wrong, but the war crimes make him interesting.

[bl00dalchemist]

I was feeling funny

[bl00dalchemist]

This is totally normal behaviour for Orochimaru tbf

[orochiposting]

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

[kokodrawings]

Should have put some points into charisma

[thehatakewereop]

Sakura: hey, sensei, can you braid my hair for me?

Kakashi: I don’t know how to braid

Sakura: . . . didn’t your dad have really long hair???

Kakashi: *snorts* and you thought we spent quality time together? That’s adorable

Sakura:

[nxctern]

#MyAgenda

[pridoo]

@kkobweek day 6: Uchiha clan! With some implied narusasu again hehe. They are supportive, in their own way! Kakashi-kun, you're basically already one of us!

[tenartist]

Team 7 x Avatar AU

[bl00dalchemist]

He will warm up to you eventually.