WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THE NARUTO TIMELINE

She/her mostly kakashi, because he's my favorite. (If you hate Tobirama . . . watch the NCHammer video on him, I don’t have time to argue about this) if they're called "rivals" in the show at any point, i probably ship them

[thehatakewereop]

my favorite genin era fic trope:

Sakura: logically, I’ve been deemed expendable here. I’ve been put on a team with two powerhouses in order to act as a sacrifice. A balancing act. Someone judged me lacking and thought that my loss wouldn’t mean much. I don’t have the Plot Armor my teammates do.

Kakashi, who has already decided that if anything happens to this Rin lookalike, he’s going to burn the village down: huh

[summerhighlandfalls]

surely this counts as ninja training

[chaoticbatfam]

the thing they will not tell you about adulthood is that there is always another login. always another password. always another app always another username always another—

[bunnying-182]

🩸

[oh-no-its-bird]

Why are obito's tits so big? For other men to grab? 🤨

[torchbear311]

kakashi says you have to check out ao3

it’s best for your mental health

[thehatakewereop]

Kakashi would be extremely valid in never using another bridge ever again in his life

[ymtdswy]

Who would you want as the “main” main character if it couldn’t be Naruto? Part 4

Hashirama

Madara

Tobirama

Hiruzen

Danzo

Jiraiya

Tsunade

Orochimaru

Minato

Kushina

Kaguya

None from these/I only want Naruto as the ‘main’ main

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[oh-no-its-bird]

Contender for funniest moments in Naruto: when Danzo tells Kakashi to kill Sarutobi, and Kakashi LITERALLY FUCKING SNITCHES ON HIM DIRECTLY TO SARUTOBI, who it is to be noted is also LITERALLY NINJA PRESIDENT DICTATOR, and Sarutobi just kinda goes "damn that's wild. He's my childhood friend tho. So." and it's just kinda left at that.

What do you MEAN Danzo didn't even get a slap on the wrist what do you MEAN there are no real long lasting effects of BEING CAUGHT RED HANDED TRYING TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO MURDER THE HOKAGE ?????????

Funniest shit ever, I don't understand how Kakashi didn't immediatley go "ok I hesitated on killing u out of loyalty and hope u could do better but ur kind of proving the point here that ur a shitty biased Hokage who's willing to forgive anything as long as it's Danzo who's doing it"

[princeof-flowers]

Tobirama: I'm going to set the village up so that children don't get sent out to war to fight and die anymore.

Danzo: ...Anyways bring in the 5 year olds. Let's give these toddling bitches knives and explosives and have them murder grown adults. Let's steal small children from their families to train them to murder. Let's also experiment on little baby children.

[kokodrawings]

Sneak peek of the piece I've drawn for @hashimada-zine!!

[1bbgms]

You know how in the war arc Naruto and Sasuke were rocking their signature outfits while Sakura, one of the three main characters of the show, was only given a basic NPC military uniform? That's one way to distinguish a literal main character from background characters...

I've given Sakura justice and redesigned her jonin outfit. I based it off her concept art outfit.

See, I was never a fan of Sakura when I first watched the show. Now that I know how much the author had struggled with writing women, though, I believe they deserve a lot more love.

Sakura is not the only character I want to improve; and I'm not only talking about the outfits. I'm in the middle of making an AU in which the entire storyline is rewritten and improved (incredibly canon complaint).

I'm only getting started!

[thehatakewereop]

this might be something answered in canon, but I don’t remember— when an uchiha does a double eye transplant (specifically one such as Madara or Sasuke, taking their siblings’ eyes) is there any transferral of memories?

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[frog-thief]

I didn't think drawing a Naruto and Straw Hat crossover would be so much fun!

╰(*´︶`*)╯

[sashasparrow]

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

[fangirlagainstmywill]

Trope I will never get tired of: A calling B by their actual name (instead of their usual nicknames) and it immediately alerting B that something is Very Wrong