Okay but it's so funny right all this out of fucking NOWHERE good publicity for all the witchers (less than twenty years and geralt is being actively hailed as a hero when he walks into pubs that's real fast stuff) and even though we don't know how many are actually out there it's SO funny to think of witchers of all shapes and sizes tracking down and confronting geralt (who is one of the baby witchers in comparison really if you think about it) and demanding what the FUCK he did and geralt is just like "I don't fucking KNOW"
YES EXACTLY. IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. EVER EVER EVER.
like i'm still always hearing jaskier's, "yes because you never get involved in mortal politics, except that do, ALL the TIME!"
geralt loves deriding fate and fate EQUALLY loves fucking with geralt.
and i love to imagine that geralt is just That One Witcher all of the other witchers know about and gossip about. like if ANYTHING happens that's noteworthy and involves a witcher, it's probably fucking geralt. who else would it be.
AND GERALT! HAS! NO! IDEA! WHY! THIS ALL KEEPS HAPPENING TO HIM. EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH ALL THE TIME.
and yes yes yes, i LOOOOVE the idea of witchers getting wind of geralt's sweet new personalized spotify situation traveling with jaskier and making excuses to cross paths because HEY GERALT PEOPLE CLAPPED ME ON THE BACK IN THANKS IN THE LAST PUB I WAS IN AFTER A HUNT. THAT'S YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.
and geralt! poor sweet geralt! poor sweet "i don't need anyone i just want to do my job that's all" jUST DOESN'T KNOW. HIS SELF-LOATHING GAME IS STRONG. HE DOESN'T SEE HIS OWN WORTH OR NOBILITY.
BUT JASKIER SURE FUCKING DOES. AND JASKIER NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT IT.
JASKIER LOVES GERALT, AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE THAT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
