#gorilla warfare

[peppermint-cats52]

What if Primal was even more feral in this episode

[starcrossedconverse]

getting major halbarry vibes from the gorilla warfare arc so far ngl

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"America had taken precautions against terrorists flying planes into buildings

But no one was prepared for someone to fly a gorilla into a plane

No one was killed but a LOT of people were surprised"

[transfemgeraldford]

Is it morally reprehensible to force fem ice agents before adding them to my harem

[stevos-stuff]

HALF-LIGHT: What the fuck did he just fucking say about you? That little bitch.

ESPRIT DE CORPS: Have him know you were offered a promotion from lieutenant twice, and you've been involved in numerous secret raids on La Puta Madre, and you have over 200 confirmed solved cases.

HAND-EYE COORDINATION: You are trained in gorilla warfare and you're the top marksman in the entire Coalition. He is nothing to you but just another target.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: You should wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

AUTHORITY: He thinks he can get away with saying that shit to you over the intercom? Think again, fucker.

SHIVERS: As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Revachol and his location is being traced right now so he better prepare for the storm, the maggot.

INLAND EMPIRE: The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing he calls his life. You're fucking dead, kid.

SAVOIR-FAIRE: You can be anywhere, anytime, and you can kill him in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with you bare hands.

INTERFACING: Not only are you extensively trained in unarmed combat, but you have access to the entire arsenal of the International Collaboration Police and you will use it to its full extent to wipe his miserable ass off the face of the isola, that little shit.

RHETORIC: If only he could have known what unholy retribution his little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon him, maybe he would have held his fucking tongue. But he couldn't, he didn't, and now he's paying the price. Goddamn idiot.

PAIN THRESHOLD: You will shit fury all over him and he will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[underground-hip-hop-affiliated]

"I'm feelin' like Malcolm X with my Cartier glasses."

ANKHLEJOHN

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I mean... You've just been threatened by some madman bastard, this is potentially dangerous... shouldn't you call Lestrade?... Does @consultjohnwatson know? This crazy yankee said he's a sniper, take care, please.

They claimed to be a sniper, and also claimed to be an expert at gorilla warfare. See my point? They lied, only claiming things. If they truly were a military sniper they would know it is guerilla and not gorilla. So no need to be concerned, just a need to laugh at their stupidity.

Or who knows maybe they are actually planning to kill me with their bare hands like a gorilla, then I am intrigued how they are going to do it, can't wait to see the gorilla warfare.

[cullynite]

... omg, I can't....