#gortashnation

[totallynotfromhere]

Some Gort Tits for your enjoyment

[adorablebanite]

I NEED YOUR HELP, GORTASH NATION

I just had a stupid silly idea as a @gortash-week contribution.

As a campaign tactic in his bid to gain popularity for the Archduke position, Lord Enver Gortash will be hosting a Kissing Booth event between the 16th (today) and the 21st of Flamerule (July).

This will give me enough time to vomit out the dumbest idea I've ever had - where ALL of your Tavs/Durges/OC's get a chance to kiss our lord and lightbringer, Gortash.

I'll need at LEAST 5 entries to make this work, so if you kind, very thirsty people would help me out to make our dream a...well a meme...I would greatly appreciate it! If you can send me a submission with the following information:

Name/Race/Gender(pronouns) and specify if they are Tav/Durge/OC.

A brief visual description of your character and what they plan to wear to this event - even better to send me a picture.

A brief, (2 sentence maximum) description about how they would kiss Enver Gortash given the chance. Be as sweet, or ridiculous as you want! Get your money's worth!

This booth is by donation! Tell me what your character would donate to Gortash's Lightbringer campaign. Gold is always good, but feel free to be creative! If I can get enough people to submit their characters, we'll have a silly lineup of smooches for our esteemed lord by Gortweek! I won't post the submissions themselves -just use them for the silly fic <3

If I don't get enough, it's no biggie, but it would be fun to see how it turns out xD. I have no idea what I'm doing, so I apologize ahead of time.

ALSO TO MENTION: Let's also add existing NPC's in the game, if you don't want to submit a Tav/Durge/OC!

Obedience above all,

Secretary-Cleric Lilla

[waylaidbyenemies]

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The absolute darling and G.OA.T. of our beloved Bhaalspawn franchise lore served the gortashnation a tasty meal today

[chronicsolasapologist]

my bf: *comes back home from a party at 2am*

me: *sobbing over my own durgetash edits from 2023*

my bf: *retracts back into the hallway*

[adorablebanite]

CAPTION CONTEST.

Reply with Gort's caption, or rearrange the pictures in a different order, and caption those!

Prize? I don't have any plan here, I just want to see silly captions <3 I'll write you a dumb fic if you want. A short one that nobody has any expectations about.

[totallynotfromhere]

[totallynotfromhere]

Sleepy Gort.

[chronicsolasapologist]

There is a Light That Never Goes Out, Chapter 2, "Never Together"

The idea seems bizarre and in the peak of stress Eden just snorts in a choked laugh. Gortash tips his head to the side yet again and steps closer, distance between them shrinking at an alarming rate. Eden flinches when he puts his hands next to both sides of her head, leaning against the door. Now he’s so close she can perfectly see little scars and wrinkles, she could count them if she wished to. A breath gets stuck in her throat, eyes widening as he almost brushes his nose against hers with a small smile tugging at his lip.

“We were always together ever since.”

My babes are so toxic together, ahhh! Re-writing this fic is, HMMM, interesting to say the least. You can read chapter 2 here!

Also don't mind Eden having short hair here, in the fic she still has a long mess on her head.