Got a boyfriend anyway • Chapter 1 - Playing Catch up
Authors note; Finally posted some the dlid Goss trio yayyyyyyy everybody cheer and clap please. Also sorry for not posting any form of writing in a year 🤗🤗🤗 oops I love you all. Anyway this is the prologue of sorts-ish kind of. Not really. But also yes.
AU; Got a boyfriend anyway (dlid Goss trio. yay finally has a name)
Warnings; talks of wanking??
"Seriously? Not once?" Ross's whisper sounds almost offended, as if the mere idea that a lad he's close with hasn't lost his virginity just yet is hurting his pride. George doesn't bother to answer him. He just pretends that he's actually listening to the middle-aged man drone on about the importance of abstaining from sex.
Whoever decided to cram twenty five University students into a lecture hall to preach some outdated view on abstinence needs there head clearly searching. Most of the participants are either mindlessly scribbling onto the obnoxious pamphlet they were given upon arrival or not-so-discreetly texting on their Nokia's under the desks.
As the lecturer who introduced himself as 'The Christian abstinence worker, Jamie' clicks to a slide about masturbation half of the room shares snide snickers and giggles. Ross decides this is enough to start pestering George once again.
"Don't even wank then?" He asks with a slight smirk and it catches George's attention.
"Course' I've fuckin' had a wank- will you just leave it." He spits out, his angered whispering making Ross stifle a laugh. It's absurd, really, how defensive poor George seems to get over virginity. He could've just told Ross to piss off and it would've been left. But in the usual style of a drummer, George has to add some unnecessary flair to everything.
After thirty grueling minutes of Jamie rambling on about abstinence and how important it is to be 'pure' in this day and age, the hoard of students were finally released out of the stuffy lecture hall. The given pamphlets were now scattered across the floor outside, trampled into the wet concrete as they all clamber through the doors.
Ross is now doing the rambling, his one-sided conversation on next weekend's Macclesfield's away game going into one of George's ears and put the other.
George is far too focused on what Ross said before. How shocked he seemed to look at his untouched virginity still in tact. It isn't strange, is it? To never have even reached second base (as the yanks put it, according to Matty) by the time he's eighteen? While George may be the youngest in the band, this truly takes the cake on things he hasn't caught up on yet.
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