#goth shitpost

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Many people are under a false impression that Goths spawn through bat plushies being placed in a coffin at 3 am. This misconception is due to the fact that newborn goths, also known as baby bats, are attracted to this and often appear when this occurs. Goth reproduction actually happens through mitosis that is triggered when a goth steps into a graveyard on a full moon. Always remember to do your research before believing everything you read on the internet! 😊

[invisible-woe]

gonna tell the next generation that this was the Catholic Church

[eerielenoir]

The irony of having World Goth Day on a very warm and sunny day... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[v4mptress]

[distortionskys]

I love every old picture of Depeche Mode that comes across my dash because it's always,

Normal man, T a l l, Leather Enthusiast, and Slut.

[skanknstein]

[ in a bad dracula voice ] i van to suck ur dick

[yung-tamale]

why does andrew look like he's about to tell you about why drugs are uncool?

[distortionskys]

Oh to be a goth kid in the crowd of the Ziggy Stardust mv getting my head yanked by Peter Murphy.........