Jason and Dick made a bet and are trying to see who can get Tim pregnant first! All the while Tim thinks they just love having sex with him…
Hiiiiiiiiiii anon!
You know at first I was like how would these idiots even know who "won" without a DNA test? Just imagine Tim catching them near the crib with a cotton swab. "Don’t mind us, babe, just doing science".
Yeah Dick’s a little more tan but at the end of the day they're both blue-eyed brunettes. Though I personally support teal-eyed Jason propaganda. And the baby could just look exactly like its mom - Tim. Then what???
Then I remembered they’re both fucking idiots and honestly? This is exactly what they would pull. For what prize? Ten bucks? Bragging rights? Wedding bells?
Meanwhile poor Timmers is out here living his best life: having attention 24/7, getting manhandled on every available surface and thinking "wow love is real".
Also if Tim can get pregnant, he’s absolutely the type to think about protection, right? Condoms at the very least? If not oral contraceptives? Because otherwise… what is this? A baby-trapping plan? Are they poking holes in condoms? Swapping his pills for sugar placebo? Slipping him fertility vitamins?
Or it’s fully consensual and Tim at some point said "Yeah, I'd like kids someday." Not now, he's busy but eventually yeah.
Jason claims Dick’s taken too many hits to the balls to be functional. Dick insists Jason’s swimmers never recovered after his death even with the help of Lazarus Pit lmao
BUT HEY at least Tim’s happy and loved! So much affection lately, so much attention. He can’t believe this is his life now. He is blissful. Glowing. Getting kissed on the forehead after absolutely life-altering sex.
…Until he throws up one morning.
Ah. Probably just a stomach flu, right?















