Tumblr’s Shitpost Wizard

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[the-shitpost-wizard]

Teenage boys will literally say “no homo” and then kiss each other on the mouth.

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[viejospellejos]

AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!

[slr2198]

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

[5triderofthenorth]

Dude’s got pipes

[vodkassassin]

Damn he is BELTING it.

[mirrorada]

This is the “boys will be boys” we wanted all along.

Also, get them a contract. 

[labelleizzy]

I play this EVERY single time it crosses my dash. This is joy.

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[thatonepointbraincell]

LISTEN TO THEM

[theribbitkin]

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.

[thememedaddy]

[targetedknowledge]

[0v9]

deeply unserious animal

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[the-shitpost-wizard]

In the catacombs. AMA.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Why the hell can I hear Sorry For Party Rocking by LMFAO in the distance.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Absolutely losing it over the thought of a library of laminated books. It would be so stupidly loud.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

You turn a page and the librarian shushes you immediately. Picture books are banned to keep the noise down.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Absolutely losing it over the thought of a library of entirely laminated books. It would be so stupidly loud.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Wait, people actually have good days? Y ‘all don’t just have bad days with a few occasional good bits? The hell?

[the-shitpost-wizard]

In the catacombs. AMA.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[the-shitpost-wizard]

^^^^!!!!!

[the-shitpost-wizard]

“Man made horrors beyond your comprehension” no I can comprehend them just fine, in fact I’d rather not.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Can someone please teach me to uncomprehend the horrors. Please.

[the-shitpost-wizard]

“Man made horrors beyond your comprehension” no I can comprehend them just fine, in fact I’d rather not.

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[the-shitpost-wizard]

*On my knees, sobbing* Please…. I’m begging y’all… listen to more jazz… it’s such an incredible, underrated genre…. Please… *Long sad whine*