#gotham archives

[gothamarchivist]

Happy belated holidays everyone!

Apparently to confuse anyone trying to mug/mame/and or traumatize you on a dark street after a long grueling shitty day is to scream a random slew of nonsense and chase after them with an aged banana.

I now have some weirdos wallet and no banana.

#onlyinGotham

And Bill I hope you're enjoying the potassium and the nightmares. 🫶

[gothamarchivist]

Ya'll it's so damn cold outside! 🥶

Only in Gotham when you flip off your local "Cold" focused super villain on your way to work.

I swear to God Victor if I catch one more fucking cold...

[gothamarchivist]

Does anyone believe in ghosts or am I freaking going insane? I would not do well in Arkham people 😫

I swear I keep hearing things down here in the archives with me.

Update: Maybe it's rats. I hope it's rats...something is scurrying in the walls and between the stacks. And what's with this owl nursery rhyme?

I think I'm gonna need a bat. 🦇🦇🦇

#onlyingotham

[gothamarchivist]

Hello everyone! I'm sorry I've been gone for so long I had the flu. 😅

Apparently, if you're helpful to the Bats they remember you and leave little goodies (Bribes 👀) the next time they need something.

Though it does kinda freak me out that I found soup and a get well card on my kitchen counter a few days ago. 😅

If you guys see this, thank you! And a mocha coffee with a cinnamon muffin is totally my favorite. The info you wanted is in the drop box. 🫶🦇

[gothamarchivist]

Hey guys! I found an old poem in the archives yesterday! I haven't really had a chance to take a look at it but it said something about Solomon Grundy. 🤔

[gothamarchivist]

I found this little treasure in the Archives today! What do you suppose it means? 🤔

I hope to find more!

[gothamarchivist]

Good news! I'm not dead!

Bad news is I think I found some sort of magic or something cause I remember it being winter...

Are like magical time pockets a thing?

I need a Bat

...and maybe a hug.

It's Still 2024, Right? RIGHT?!

#onlyingotham