#gotham psa

[hero-helpers]

GOTHAM PSA ⚠️

Fear toxin consciousness: No it's not just normal side effects of fear toxin. It's when your body gets so used to fear toxins that it makes you hallucinate things around you. It doesn't need to be fear based. It can be normal hallucinations. It does end up becoming physically a problem in the long run. As your body gets a high fever and basically shuts down. Can last up to 2 years if not medicated!

Joker toxin consciousness: Same as fear toxin but much worse. You will only Hallucinate dead people and will laugh yourself to death. There is medicine for this at our pharmacy. The noticeable sign is the tiredness before the laughing.

We call it consciousness because, it makes a person hallucinate someone close and act as a double identity of sorts. The person isn't a threat as much as the physical effects of this disease. Please don't try to keep the Hallucination. You might die.

- The medic.

[gotham-and-glitter]

TADC Movie PSA for anyone planning to watch in Gotham:

Hey guys, i know were all super excited for the TADC movie, but i just wanted to make this PSA for anyone planning to come in to Gotham to see it since it might be the nearest city showing it for more rural areas..

1.If your going to cosplay, PLEASE refrain from cosplaying any clown or jester based characters (ex: Pomni, Kaufmo) a lot of the theatres have policies against admitting anyone dressed as a clown bc of Joker gang. It also just generally puts ppl on edge..

2. I know its been kind of a trend online lately but please do not re-enact the Wayne murders outside of the Gotham Cineplex.

3.Finding parking is pretty hard in Gotham so i would definitely arrive a little early to prepare for that

[gotham-response]

Having visiting heroes in Gotham really is the opposite of cleaning before you have houseguests.

Superman is stopping by? Better start robbing banks.

The Flash is in town? Gotta double up on muggings this week.

Aquaman just showed up? Ugh, guess we gotta move that heist up a week.

People think Gotham's hospitality is lacking, but let me tell you: the people of Gotham love nothing more than to put on a show. If someone comes in expecting severe crime, Gotham will deliver extreme crime

[justagothamfrog]

Safety PSA! Make sure you wear sunscreen! And if it snows, wear sunglasses!

The smog does not block the sun! You can still be sunburned! Even through clothes!

With all the other crap that happens here, we don't need an excess of sunburns as well.

Especially since there is in fact a chance that Ivy could corrupt the aloe vera plants

This has been your Gotham safety PSA. More to come soon

[anormalkidingotham]

a small reminder/psa to everyone who wants to visit gotham (because no one bothered to tell my best friend's cousin and now he's in the hospital): don't ever go outside when it's raining! you might see some locals still outside but we're used to all of the gross stuff around here that gets washed down with the rain. you aren't so the acid (and whatever else there might be) will hurt you/damage your skin

[definitelynotawayne]

PSA: I have specifically come back from my top secret mission just to warn against drinking the Lazarus pit water. Symptoms may include: confusion, anger, depression, dehydration, organ failure, death, and spontaneous resurrection. This is under the unlikely assumption it hasn’t been tainted by Gotham’s tap water supply, which is, in itself, toxic. Symptoms of Gotham’s water may include: anxiety, uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous muscle growth and/or spasms, spontaneous urges such as joining a cult or other impulsive activity, extreme dehydration, becoming the Joker, major organ failure, and, in certain cases, instant death.

[gotham-response]

good news! The tattoo thing was just fear gas.

Bad news! Fear gas makes your tattoos look weird to people around you too.

Huh. Education for the people ig. Thanks for being the guinea pig

[gotham-response]

What is he hiding???

Right, so we know Batman, yes? Big guy. Wears bat ears. Looks like this

Yeah ofc you know him. But you don't really KNOW him, do you? Who does he work for? What does he want? And WHAT is he hiding under that massive cape?

LOOK. Look at all that space. No man actually needs all that space. So I've got a few theories.

Theory #1 (aka the Boring One):

Whenever you see Batman without Robin, it's because Robin is hiding under his cape with a BatDog and a few BatBats. I mean, if he really is the Batman, he must carry a few bats around with him, right?

Theory #2 (aka my personal bet):

Batman isn't a man. Never has been. He's two stacks of gnomes sitting on each other's shoulders. The face is a marionette. That's why if you're quiet when the Batfamily is around, you can hear shouting. No, it's not Red Robin yelling at Red Hood because he stole his batarangs. It's all the gnomes disagreeing about the "no kill" rule. (The gnomes at the bottom of the stacks are pretty adamant that murder is okay sometimes, but the other gnomes won't have it)

Theory #3 (aka the stretched jpeg™):

Okay, so the chances of Batman carting the McDonald's sign around under his cape are unlikely at best. But it kind of fits and I think it's funny

CONCLUSION: Batman is hiding more than his civilian identity