#goyosei

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Emperor Goyosei (1571-1617) - Page from Tale of Genji, Hahakigi Chapter

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Keikoku: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Taihaku: Keikoku, please don’t eat lava.

Saisei: Eat it and let us know.

Chinmei: It's made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Keikoku: Thank you Chinmei, you understand me.

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Spoilers

Hotaru, finding Taihaku’s dead body: Taihaku? Taihaku?

Hotaru: Oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead.

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Shinrei, holding up a mop: Taihaku, what would you say this is?

Taihaku: A mop?

Shinrei, turning to Keikoku: Tell him what you said it was. Go on.

Keikoku:

Keikoku: Wet broom.

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Keikoku: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Shinrei: That’s not a thing! Stop licking my stuff!!

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[Reporting your spy mission to your boss be like]

Taihaku: How did it go?

Keikoku: I think I accidentally joined a cult.

Saishi: So...not great?

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Slight spoilers

Shinrei, discovering the truth: My life is a lie...

Hotaru: This is so sad, Alexa play Despecito.

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Chinmei: Does Taihaku remind you of someone?

Saishi: He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.