Hello!!! I'm father (not in a dad way, in a pervy priest way), most of what you'll find on here is thorki, though I will post about my life sometimes and some dashingfrost. I also like starker and frostmaster, but I don't post much about that on here. I've been trying to try my hand at fanart, but I haven't been brave enough to post much. Lots of freaky shit on here, but I'm actually very socially awkward and uncomfortable
MY AO3: father_always_watching
BOUNDARIES
I don't really have a DNI list or anything like that (because I find it kind of stupid and useless), but I will say I block like I breathe. I will block weirdos, ppl I don't like, ppl with ships I don't like, or just generally people who I don't want interacting with me and people I think are just gonna be annoying.
Also, PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME. I'm really not comfortable with it, I'm super fucking awkward. I won't respond to your message, but don't take it personally. If you want to communicate with me, please just send an ask or comment on whatever post you want to talk about. I don't rp (maybe in the future, I haven't taken it off the table, just not comfortable right now).
Also please don't say anything sexual to or about me. That's just weird. I don't like that. I'm an inanimate object and not alive. I exist only as a program imitating a human inside a 2000s computer deep within the core of the earth.
This is a big one: DO NOT BRING DISCOURSE OF ANYYY KIND TO MY BLOG. Fuck ship discourse you're all fucking annoying. Ship what you want, shut the fuck up, leave me alone. Stop whining about censorship and stop whining about what fictional content other people are consuming-- you're not their mom. Both sides of this debate are annoying and take it too seriously.
I will also block anyone who has any right-wing views. TERFs, kill yourselves. I'm a proud trans man and not respectful or kind to anyone who is willing to say shit about me or my community.
Also, I obviously block all bots and those I suspect of being bots. And disrespectful people.
I have zero tolerance when it comes to my blog, this is my happy place and I'm not gonna let you fuck it up for me. Just here to post about my ships and fics and have some fun and interact with my community
PLEASE
Please comment on my posts and fics!!! I know this sounds weird and selfish or whatever, but I pay almost no attention to likes or kudos. I'm here to interact with community, not just garner likes. I like talking to people about my ships and fics and posts! That's what I'm here for! I don't really have a problem with likes or kudos, they're nice, but I really pay them no mind, I don't care for social media with no conversation.
I ALSO LOVE TO TALK THORKI. If you comment on one of my posts and want to talk, we can go back and forth as long as you want. I like to talk about my OTP (I'm so fucking obsessed, it's unhealthy).
ALSO, I AM WORKING MY WAY AROUND TO THESE ONE SHOT REQUESTS!! I PROMISE!! Please send one shot requests.
ONESHOT REQUEST GUIDELINES
Just gonna leave some quick guidelines for my oneshot requests here, just to clear things up a bit!
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE: Just a quick warning, it often takes quite a bit. Like you'll forget about it and just see it in your notifications one day. Or it could be the next day! It really just depends if I'm working on a longer fic (I usually am) or if I'm stressed out in the real world (I usually am) or if I'm on hiatus (I try not to be but life gets a hold of me and my soul so often). Anyways, as far as a timeline goes, you get what you get and that's all I can really say
SHIPS I WILL WRITE: Thorki (obv they're my otp), Fandroki/Dashingfrost, Starker, Grandthorki, Frostmaster, Ironfrost, Thordral, maybe lokius if I like the prompt. I will not write any ships not stated above
WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE: Anything too angsty-- I like some angst but I won't write angst without comfort. I'm not too picky besides that, I'll write pretty much any kink, any smut, really. I don't really get squicked out easy and I'm not too picky on what I write. But I also won't write any prompts I really don't like.
WHAT I WILL WRITE (not limited to these options, just saying this is what I like to write & what I will most likely write first): Detailed prompts, please be specific. SMUT!!!! I will most likely always choose smut over anything else. Not because I dislike fluff or angst or anything else (quite the opposite, I love all of those), but because I'm a lot pickier in what I like in fluff & angst, while anything goes in smut. I'm a total fucking freak. But yeah, anything super freaky & kinky I love. But I also love cute fluffy things with them.
HOW LONG THE ONE SHOT WILL BE: I do not write anything too long, so do not expect anything above 6k words. Most of my oneshots will probably be 1-3k words. Some may be short if the prompt was not expansive or detailed enough for me to find direction
Anyways, I don't really have anything else to add. Might add some stuff later if I feel like I need it or I forgot something, but this is it.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
This was briefly Anon'd but I have freed it despite my anxiety about the whole 'having written explicit thorki non-con' thing. YOLO, right?
Title: i don't wear scarlet well (AO3)
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Wordcount: ~2000
Archive Warning: Rape/Non-Con
Additional Tags: Mutual Non-Con, Protective Thor (Marvel), Sibling Incest, Oral Sex, Grandthorki, girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
Summary: “Wow, no!” The Grandmaster looks shocked. “That’s just… What a mind you have! No! I have the antidote, but I won’t hand it over until you… You know… Drain your little storm clouds. Fill the fraternal basin. Put all your… Oh, look, he’s already on the floor!”
Just wanted to let you all know that, to my huge disappointment, I've been way too busy to officially set this up this year. :( But I will still reblog anything I'm tagged in tomorrow if anyone still wanted to participate. :)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster/Loki/Thor, En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster/Loki, Loki/Thor (Marvel), Loki & Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster
Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Mutual Non-Con, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Extremely Dubious Consent, Bottom Loki (Marvel), Top Thor (Marvel), Canon Divergence - Thor: Ragnarok (2017), POV Thor (Marvel), Rape Aftermath, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Dreams, Angst, Past Torture, Mental Health Issues, Communication Failure, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Series: Part 1 of Closer than a friend, I could be your enemy
Please enjoy Thor and Loki having a not good very bad time!