#gratuitous breasts

[eschergirls]

@haveievermentioned submitted

"Old vs new art of Lushiris of Langrisser"

This feels like one of those "1 year on estrogen -> 5 years on estrogen" memes.

Also I think her boobs just sucked up all the mass from her shoulder pads and halo. I don't know about anybody else but that's how my boobs work. 

Putting aside her implants and bikini top dress in the remake design, I like the original design a lot better because it feels like there's a lot of thought put into the details of her outfit to make it interesting and have contrasting and complimenting colours and clothing pieces, like the neckguard or the shoulder pads. It makes the outfit look more interesting and stand out more and gives it more character imo, compared to the new art which looks more generic and like the main point was to show off her chest.

Like, she still has cleavage in the original, it's just not the focal point of her outfit.

(Original art of Lushiris from Langrisser (1991), Masaya Games & Nippon Computer Systems; New art from Langrisser I & II remake (2019), Zlongame & Extreme Games; 2nd image from Langrisser I & II remake artbook (2019)) 

[eschergirls]

fabrickind submitted:

"Anime girl with so much Anatomy™️ I had to diagram her like a football play to figure out what was happening Explanation: She's on her knees with her torso mostly hidden by her boobs The pink triangle there is her crotch One leg has the knee offscreen but I drew arrows to show the flow From XEDISS by Digital Tricks on the PC-98"

Thanks for the red/black line of her body! And also, yeah she has a lot of Anatomy™ for sure.

(Screenshot from XEDISS (1995), Digital Tricks)

[eschergirls]

Besides how that outfit even stays on her or her obligatory arched back, she also has what comicartcorrections famously termed "Subway Sandwich Thighs" where one leg is bent so the calf is melding into the thigh, though it's at least not so bad that her foot is shoved up her butt like some other examples.

I guess this makes her's a toasted sandwich thigh though...

(Image of Wildfyre from Cyberforce Universe Sourcebook #2 (1995), Image Comics)

[eschergirls]

needsmoarg4 submitted:

"I wonder how many people so far have been sending you this poor lady with her nipple piercings strapped to her stockings (and a loincloth that doesn't go that far down anyway) I do like the texture work though, the fake camera distortion for the sheer fabric is pretty nice"

I literally understand 0% of what is happening here.

(Promotional image from Echocalypse, Yoozoo Games)

[eschergirls]

wolfsrahne28 submitted:

"Unseriouslysexy posted a variant for Absolute Batman with this image. At first I thought the name was “seriously UNsexy” and it made more sense. Her mask is dumb, and the CAT lady’s feet are HOOVES. I’ve also never seen a better example of how men design and draw women than this. Face and eyes (windows to the soul) are obscured (except for the lips/mouth, which are useful for kissing or oral), but the boobs (on her body that’s sensibly fully clothed everywhere else) are on display. You know, so the men have something to look at. I personally hate a lot of the Absolute designs and think they’re ridiculous and stupid, but this is downright insulting. At least the stupid looking men in the comics are INTENDED to look cool, badass, or scary. The intent here could not be more obvious: what goes on in a woman’s head doesn’t matter as long as we get to see cleavage. How… titillating."

I haven't read Absolute Batman yet, but yeah the outfit looks strange even though I think the cover looks pretty good anatomy wise, especially compared to a lot of other stuff on this blog. Thank you for the analysis also!

(Cover of Absolute Batman #13 (2025), DC Comics)

[eschergirls]

As a follow-up to yesterday's post about WHACKED!, here's what her in-game model looks like (she gets her clothing shredded in the intro, so the cover isn't even accurate about what she looks like >_>)

2002 was certainly a time. Also the year BMX XXX came out and helped bankrupt a video game company.

(Sprite art of Lucy from Whacked! (2002), Presto Studios & Microsoft Game Studios)

[eschergirls]

"Yes, yes, you warned us not to use superglue with our foreplay. We KNOW. Are you going to help us or just watch?"

(Cover of Razor: Bleeding Heart #1 (2001), Avatar Press, submitted by anonymous)

*Also, I guess the thinking is it's not gay if the torsos don't touch, that's why they're sucking them in so much. >_>