#green soap

[i-wish-i-could-eat-soap]

[aestimtic]

soap.asmr_01

[amberrituals]

Lime Gemsoap with lime sugar body scrub cubes.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AmberRituals?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

[sponningnipplesyndrom]

Story time:

•Previously undiscovered tribe is found in jungle

•Make first contact

•A few years go by tribe is friendly

•Eventually a man from the tribe receives strange green soap

•It’s Irish springs

•Someone explains Ireland to him

•The guy says

“If it smells like this all the time there then I want to be there forever”

•They take him

•They have to explain to locals who he is and how to behave around him

•Because he is a jungle person after all his social skills are non existent

•A few close attacks on random people

•He is being trained to not react to anything until they explain what is happening

•A week goes by

•They are robbed at the train station

•He does not react

•They try to stab him

•He fights back and kills them with his teeth

•He is a beast man

•It is in Ireland so it is allowed as long as theirs a goat on the eastern side of O’Conners lot

•Beast man is covered in blood

•The goat is not there

•Runs into the thick, lush, and mysterious forest for which Ireland is known

•Finds a spring in which to bathe

•Spring in Ireland smells nothing like Irish spring

•It is a cursed spring

•Beast man can never leave the water

•Realizes he forgot soap at home

•He bathes soapless for eternity

•Becomes noodle man

[shebharsoaps]

This is Rosemary Mint

It is delightfully herbaceous, refreshing, and wonderful!

Made with skin nourishing oils, & soothing additives like colloidal oatmeal and kaolin clay!

All our soaps are designed for sensitive skin and leave you feeling great after your bath or shower. Get a bar today and feel the difference!

This bar is currently for sale, at only $4USD

At this price you can get two! One for you and one for a friend!

[calmsmedown]

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[passiveagressivepinterest]

Mint melt and pour soap with spirulina as a colouant.

[soap-king]

Folded Leaf Soap made with Olive Oil and Aloe by CindysBathCreations on Etsy