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Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of federal government employees who will return late from lunch today as a result of the nice weather, fake ass body builders wearing tight fitting button up shirts, standing white dudes who resemble The Backstreet Boys, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys conversing about their dislike for their cellphone service providers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in public displays of tattooed stomachs and pierced navels, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders announcing how twisted they are, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud talking petite rookie fly girls, talkative children who've said "Mommy!!!" over 20 got damn times, and big bra straps peeking out of colorful blouses, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young mothers rushing off the train while yelling "HURRY UP OUR BUS OUTSIDE!!!", and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother tell another old school brother "Man shid imma fire up that grill soon as I get home." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #DCLIFE #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwmZywXBNRg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w88qo4xt5e7z

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of seated and standing riders stuck in a deep cell phone trance only appearing to snap out when their stop is called, a rack of empty barrels making a whole bunch of unnecessary noise, riders conversing about bomb breakfast spots close to their jobs, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of women wearing so much make it looks like a make up bomb exploded on their faces, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old school fly girls who surprisingly shout "Girrrrlllllll!!!!" after hearing good gossip, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who refer to the Notre Dame Cathedral Fire as "The Lil Church Jont That Burnt Down", millennial generation bammas whose clothes fit tighterthanahmug, and professionally dressed riders whose facial expressions say "I need a strong drink ASAP.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of ratchet rusty ass young mothers who find humor in their children cussing, and a 0% chance you are approached by a Boated out rider asking what train line goes to the yellow brick road. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #Ward8 #Anacostia #Petworth #goodmanleague #DCLIFE #dc_eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwUQmFrhEX9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t29nady5sd1t

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about complaints made by gentrification transplants who want to silence Go Go Music on 7th and Florida Ave NW, Green Line Sports Analyst voicing their opinions about the NCAA Championship Game, Green Line Honeys who enter the train as if they're walking down a beauty pageant runway, almost record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of shiny foreheads and receding hairlines, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in young mothers in a cell phone trance while their children's facial expressions say "I wish I was a got damn cell phone so I could get her undivided attention.", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who smoked that good gas while on their walk to the a Green Line Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud groups of young girls conversing about a popular youngin in school they seem to have a crush on, youngins jonin on random bammas who enter the train looking lost and confused, and skinny drawn on eyebrows contributing to mean facial expressions, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of little girls too young too be having a head full of hair weave, and a 50% chance you hear a concerned DC Resident at Howard University Station mention #DontMuteDC and the watering down of DC Culture. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/BwCUFJShlie/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wy4ftlhfq569

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of ashy looking riders who need to soak in a tub of warm Eucerin, rude riders who act like saying "Excuse Me" or "Scue Me" will end their bamma ass lives, 2 piece suits that fit tighter than a divers wet suit, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of old school fly girls with slicked down adult hairs, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in disrespectful young folks cussing in the presence of senior citizens who are old as oxygen, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a whole rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy honeys who love Yorkies, Partying Up Fast Eddies, and shopping out Tyson's, riders discussing the murder of Nipsey Hussle and how hating bammas will take your life, and old school brothers wearing National's baseball caps, work uniforms, and fresh New Balance, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of expert fare gate jumpers who jump fare gates with precision and ease, and a 50% chance you see a pair of pink Ugg Boots at LenPhant Plaza Station that look like they could die any day now. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BvwSlE9h8we/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mp5cvcj2rz3

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders who can't wait for temperatures to rise so they can pull out the good ole Spring gear, educated riders conversing about politics, local news, and BS on the job, millennial generation bammas wearing tight fitting suit jackets, leg grabbing high water slacks, and caramel brown dress shoes, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of super cool senior old school players who have turned a permanent limp into a cool ass walk, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rude ass old dudes in motorized wheelchairs who will run over your got damn toes and keep it moving like nothing happened, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders with real heavy eyelids suffering from severe cases of the munchies, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts conversing about a lottery number the hope hits straight, slow walking senior old school brothers walking with canes, and former hustlers wearing maintenance worker and WASA uniforms, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat dudes who look like they ate a whole family furniture living room window display, and a 50% chance you hear two riders arguing while onlookers get their phones ready to record a possible fight. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #dc_eyes #dcornothing #DCLIFE #DCPS #fox5dc #nbc4dc #wpgc #939wkys #majic1023 #whurfm #howarduniversity #benschilibowl #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BveApLyBm1M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=99w0pwzkcc4e

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders hauling ass from the fare machine in hopes of catching the arriving train, seated scarey ass riders carefully watching riders as they enter and exit the train at Anacostia Station, nosey ass riders trying their best to read riders text that are seated next to them, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of plus size honeys wearing stretch jeans and funnel cake brown Ugg Boots, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in seated gentlemen offering their seats to standing plus size old women who respond "Thank you baby!!!", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a whole rack of jokers, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eye catching Green Line Honeys entering the train with a facial expression that says "I KNOW Y'ALL THIRSTY BAMMAS LOOKING!!!", riders staring in your got damn face but ain't saying nothing, and seated riders playing games on their phones while riders standing over them look on, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of mean mugging Napoleon complex sufferers who can stand upright inside an Ugg Boot, and a 50% chance you see a seated plus size honey applying last minute make-up while onlookers facial expressions say "You should've did all that at home yung!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #citylife #cityliving #urban #Ward8 #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BvMFopDBKTk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ikhggt02xdc9

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about the massive tornado in Alabama, Oprah Winfrey's Leaving Neverland interview, the death of Luke Perry and other disturbing news, riders who are so sick and tired of this cold weather and ready for Spring to arrive, millennial generation bammas wearing tight fitting miniature clothing and pointy dress shoes, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Green Line Honeys who will cuss and give lots of neck movement if publicly disrespected by a bamma ass youngin, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in mean mugging skinny jean youngins who refuse to move out of a passing riders way, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on smoked out looking youngins who look like they're ready to go night night, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of yaki helmets that look like they fell from the sky and landed smack on their owner's heads, eyelashes as long as a backyard swimming pool's diving board, and gentrification transplants on their way home to walk their dogs and pick up their dog's shit, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of talkative riders with nasty looking caked up spit in the corners of their mouths, and a 50% chance you over hear a group of old school brothers conversing about a young lady on their job who they describe as "Phat As Shit!!!". Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #Soufeast #Suitland https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoUe58BmLJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=myraqjgsbfux

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders who'd rather be at home in bed switching channels, riders wearing too much got damn cologne and perfume, riders who ain't tripping off the lil bit of snow we supposed to be getting this afternoon, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of stylish riders wearing the latest winter gear, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud hood sexy honeys conversing about so called thirsty broke dudes who came for them, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "Man you smell that sh@t!!!", standing riders all up in the got damn way, and senior old school players looking at Green Line Honeys thinking "hmmm hmmm hmmm COOT CODALMIGHTY!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of worn out dress shoes that look like they've been used to kick field goals, and a 80% chance you see a pair of furry boots at LenPhant Plaza Station that look like they'd howl if there was a full moon. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #MurielBowser #TrayonWhite #Ward8 #dclife #teamdcity #urbanlife #citylife #soundsofthecity #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BtN2XOZB8kk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10we7ileox9ll

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