#happythursday #FridayEve Here's #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of millennial generation bammas wearing dress shoes shaped like pumpkin seed shells, dog lovers who'd save a dying dogs life before saving a dying crackhead's life, senior old school honeys who'd yell "Ooh Ooh" if Ring My Bell was played, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of short chubby white women who look like Barney Rubble with long hair, #HoodormetricPressure causing senior citizens to think "I could sure use a joint of reefer right now", #LoudPackReader detecting heavy smells of loud at Naylor and Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of fat riders who look like they ate a whole living room set, yaki helmets that look like permed male adult prairie dog fur, and old school players who talk real cool especially when smoking a cigarette, slight down pours of senior old school honeys named Gladys, and a 50% chance you see a plus size honey wearing real tight fittings jeans whose brand name should be called "NOT HER BIG ASS SIZE" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #DC #DMV #939wkys #wpgc #92Q #majic1023 #whurfm #Hot97 #V103 #thebreakfastclub #power1051 #ATL #NYC #LA