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Peter, whispering to andrew: you’re gay

Andrew: I know that

Peter: gay for wade?

Andrew: I did not know that.

Deadpool: Aren’t we all just trying to be Morticia addams?

Peter: actually I’m trying to be Gomez addams

Deadpool: Honourable. Respectable. Where would we be without you

[after a long patrol]

Peter, very tired: wow that’s a phat phucking cat

Tobey:

Tobey: pe- Spidey, that’s a raccoon.

Peter: i’ m taking he r home.

Person A: How do you sleep on your stomach? It always makes my insides feel weird

Person B: Bold of you to assume I have insides *fingerguns*

i did think this through. you can’t be a friendly neighborhood spider-man if there’s no neighborhood.

anti-st*rker

#gremlin peter