[cherrylusstuff]

james having a severe case of cuteness aggression when regulus smiles, like really cheeses at him for the first time, and he realizes he has captivating, pretty little dimples in each cheek.

[littleannoyingbluebird]

Tumblr is probably not the place to talk about sports but I'm not going back to twitter so:

[possiblyawesometmblr]

if i were james ortiz i'd post a single tiktok saying "simon" in various intonations of the rocky voice and then turn off my phone for a week

[theseventhcrow55]

i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.

shout out to everyone who participates in fanfic culture, be it reading or writing fanfics. you are contributing to such a lovely thing <3

[theonion]

Deftly maneuvering to control the emotional tone and establish the primacy of her own narrative before the story got out of control, 3-year-old Jack Russell terrier Muffin met her owner at the door upon his return from work Monday in a desperate attempt to get ahead of an unfolding diarrhea-riddled-living-room-rug scandal. The companion animal reportedly took quick action by enthusiastically leaping at her owner while wagging her tail and whining with supposed joy, attempting to mitigate the coming fallout over the discovery of the 2-by-5-foot slick of fecal liquefaction slowly drying mere feet away, and to present herself in the most positive light by nuzzling her owner’s arm and licking his face.

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[fastfouriertransformer]

was it casual when you went to your best friend to help cover up murder and he was the first person you confessed to not even your wife first and then got divorced with your wife and he helped you cover up the crime and burned the evidence at the risk of his own livelihood and job for you, even though he claims to dislike you

happy pride month to these fuckers

[anxiette]

almost forgot to post—new chapter of my PHM social media au dropped! go read it here

[demonspawnwriter]

James “there is no such thing as too much pda” Potter dating Regulus “if you so much as look at me in public I will die” Black

[ccccatttta]

dad james who has a crush on the cute boy working at the coffee shop in the mall so he makes a devilish plan to ask him out, but harry wants to take part in it (+ toddlers ARE cute so maybe the boy will be charmed by him)

and it goes like

james and harry, walking hand in hand, not looking suspicious at all

harry, seeing regulus -the cute boy- and running straight to him, arms reaching up and staring at him, smiling: up! up!

regulus: what

harry: uppies!! please!!

regulus, confused as fuck, but taking the toddler in his arms bc hes not letting a kid be alone the fuck: hey, kid, so where are your parents

james, finally emerging, picture-perfect scared parent, his jacket thrown over his shoulders bc he's a whore and wants to show his arms and impress the cute boy, he's desperate ok?: oh My God, harry i told you to stay still, you gave me a heart attack, let go of this pretty guy please

harry, playing his role too well: noooo, i wanna stay here

regulus, seeing the hot dilf vibes + cute toddler combo and going brain empty: ...

james, the tease, turning towards regulus, with his typical flirty smile: im so sorry for that pretty, i think my son just wants us to go out for drinks *wink*

it works perfectly bc regulus is blushing and harry is giggling in his arms and fuck me now i want to make a socmed au someone send help

barty who's another worker in the coffee shop is somehow livestreaming this to all their friends + sirius and dying of laughter

[eli-eli-lema-sabachthani]

what am i without my doomed by the narrative queer ships

[moonygirl111]

james about regulus😭

[theque3rde3r]

PHM fanart

[birdbyrne]

the more i think abt that goddamn designer watch the funnier the concept gets to me

"oh, this? i bought this with my first paycheck in acedemics ahaha. yeah its like part of the reason i dont have a car or like any savings lol its the most expensive thing i own. no i dont want to talk about it can we change the subject actually"

pre-denmark grace probably matched entire outfits to his watch. post-denmark him feels like if he doesnt wear it then it was a waste of money

[instigatorjosten]

the fifa cup is always fun bc its the one time i watch football w my dad and i get to make comments that are so non football related he just sighs. yesterday i said they looked like those dual color pencils w their red shirts and green shorts. only thing keeping me from telling him that watching Germany vs Curaçao feels like watching ravens vs foxes is that he wouldn’t catch the reference.

[nikholascr0w]

Kevin “It’s easier if you remain heterosexual” Day accidentally setting up every single member of his perfect court with another male member of his perfect court unknowingly

[maddielourd]

no thoughts, just a six-year-old Andrew Minyard at the doctor’s office with strep throat. A little girl is sitting with him in the waiting room eating a Happy Meal on her mom’s lap. Andrew traces circles into his own hands, thinking that the comforting taste of chicken nuggets and french fries would help him feel better. He knows he’s not supposed to ask for things, but a pang of desperation makes him forget to be cautious. He sits up straight, gathering his courage, and turns to his foster dad to ask if they can get a Happy Meal on the way home.

“No,” his foster dad snaps. “It was already enough of an inconvenience bringing you here.”

no thoughts, just a six-year-old Andrew Minyard shrinking back into himself as tears sting in his eyes. A six-year-old Andrew Minyard learning not to want things.

no thoughts, just a twenty-year-old Nicky Hemmick leaving the doctor’s office with Andrew who probably has strep throat, but wouldn’t let the doctor get close enough to check. Drained from the day, Nicky stops at the McDonald’s drive thru and asks Andrew what he wants. Andrew snaps that he isn’t hungry. Nicky decides to buy him a Happy Meal as a way of avoiding food waste if Andrew truly isn’t hungry, but also so Andrew has something to eat if he actually is hungry.

no thoughts, just a twenty-year-old Nicky Hemmick feeling guilty for not having the energy to make something at home for Andrew to eat, and not knowing he’s given Andrew exactly what he needed.

[weralika]

Neil learned the concept of shovel talk from Andrew himself so when Kevin and jean get together he comes up to them and says "if you ever hurt each other I'm gonna kill you both and then myself. think about it."