Beloved, please, DO NOT shoo the crows away, they mean you no harm! That was Richard… He simply recognized you from the photographs I’ve been showing him upon iPad during our positive associations training… Yes, I’ve been training the local corvid populations to identify my allies and enemies with a rewards system of nutrient rich nuts and legumes. Soon my army will be large enough to kill Lestat upon sight…. Oh, relax, he’ll be fine. He loves being killed











