#grey headcanons

[laceymorganwrites]

Relationship HCs

Charmy:

cuddle bug

just clings onto you all the time

grocery shopping with you makes her so happy

also feeding you

you´re so proud of her for being a black bull and always tell her

gets so scary when someone talks shit about you

loves cooking with you

Vanessa:

honestly you expect her to be a flirt but she´s actually super shy when she approaches you

lets her insecurities get to her head sometimes but you always manage to calm her down, especially when it´s about her past

you´re always there to remind her that she has a family now and that all of you love her

brags about you to her friends

Grey:

you need to be the one who ask her out and she needs all of her friends to hype her up for the date

always has to hold your hand in public because it calms her down

loves snuggling up to you

when you´re in private she talks a lot about her day and funny things that happened

[sassygreytea]

📲☢️🍻

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like 

“I’d say Humpty but I hardly pretend I enjoy his company. Instead I’ll say the company of other nobles, it’s disgusting really.” @mad-eggs-onthewall

  ☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps 

“Pray tell why I should divulge such information? I’m constantly hiding different controversies and scandals about the palace. It’s quite the nuisance.”

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

“They didn’t know a lot about what I did in general, but I suppose the biggest thing would be sleeping around with different servants or girls my age at parties.”

[sassygreyteaarchived]

Narcissistic personality disorder

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultra confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that’s vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. You may be generally unhappy and disappointed when you’re not given the special favors or admiration you believe you deserve. Others may not enjoy being around you, and you may find your relationships unfulfilling.

Pretty much word for word sums up Charles grey. though he does have his moments of caring for his partners, he more often than not backslides into treating them… less then well.

[sassygreyteaarchived]

🌟😉💯🌼💔💑💘

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?

He says bi, but we all know he is gay as all hell.

😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?

Blood play, food play, bondage to name a few

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

Probably something as simple as going out to eat and just walking around.

🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?

Definitely something small.

💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

The whole fiasco he started when cheating on Humpty with Phipps?

💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?

You’re not an imbecile, one that can learn to understand him, tolerate him, make food, be male be there for him when he doesn’t want them there, etc.

💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

Taking care of the other person, when he tells them not to do something for their own safety, doing something with them.

[sassygreytea]

How do you love?

a blunt dagger for your darling's chest

there is blood on your hands. you cannot recall the moment the ruby trickles down your wrist, but you scream anyway. 'this is the sound of love,' you think; 'this is the burden of glory.' there is a small price to pay for the violence and fervor of your passion, and you love until the fire consumes you and scorches the earth below. why should it matter, why should you separate pain from euphoria? to love is to destroy, and you demolish everything you touch. your eyes will never fade in the dying twilight. this is the sound of love.

[sassygreytea]

What romantic cliche are you?

because i love you!

passionate; you are the heated moment of an argument. when the person you care for has done something outrageously stupid or dangerous. all of your pent up emotions that you've kept inside of you come bursting out: "beCAUSE I LOVE YOU!" how could they be so dense. how could YOU be so dense. you've loved each other this whole time. your love tends to be strong, and loud. sometimes it might be hard for you to express your feelings but you let people know that they are cared for. you're also hot. good for you.

[sassygreytea]

Difficult Person Test

[sassygreytea]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 ?

the inability to cherish the good things that happen out of fear of them disappearingyou've been hurt, badly, haven't you? it's been a long time since you've felt comfortable in your own mind. everything's become a sign that you're going to be hurt again. so when something good does come along, you're not used to it. it feels foreign. it's weird and scary. you want to believe that it will work out, but you just can't. you've been burned too many times. because of this, you've become cynical. you never wanted it to be this way, but you're trying to protect yourself. i see how it's easier to not accept the good, out of fear of its inevitable end. once the dust settles, you're terrified of being alone again. but by doing this, you're never enjoying those good moments. you're letting them pass you by. you have to start letting the happiness come to you. even if it's in waves, isn't that better than not at all?

Tagged by: Stolen from: @sangdelune